Whichever tiger team picked the name Death Valley second = pussies. Yeah, I could google it. Easier just to hate on them both.
Final thoughts on LSU-Clemson from me - - Nussmeier and Klubnik both looked like the guys I thought they were, playing their first game of the season. Anyone putting either of them at No. 1 in the draft jumped too early. Anyone putting Klubnik near the top of the draft is excused from class for the rest of the semester. - The mythical quality Harold Perkins had as a freshman is back. Not that 2024 was a bad year - just quieter, thanks to that moronic experiment at inside LB. - I don’t like Brian Kelly because he’s a whiny bitch. There’s another reason that I can’t put my finger on, I can only describe. LSU’s offense in the first half had modest success running, nothing through the air, and nothing sustainable enough to score points. The best example was how they needed a half-assed gadget play to keep the last drive of the first half going. Yea worked. Barely. Then, with 30 seconds left in the first half, 4th and 2 inside the 5, a one-score game, Clemson not doing much more against your defense than you are against theirs - and you go for it??!!! With THAT play??!! I want to call it arrogance, it just feels like something else. He’s not stoopid. He just reliably chooses to do stoopid things. - I watched with a female, elderly, non-football person (my mom) who had observations I never considered. A few favorites: - On the Clemson logo: “That’s not a tiger paw - there aren’t any claws!” Also, neither team had stripes. That’s a problem. “When you think of tigers you think of stripes. Maybe teeth. Not paws!” - Brian Kelly needs to be careful - he has bad skin. Lucky for him this was a night game. - There’s no good explanation for the name Dabo, or what his mother must have been thinking. However, best to just shut your yap and live with comments on Dabo. Telling someone that he has a “nice, normal name” like William Christopher only adds more questions. - By the size of the crowd, apparently there’s nothing else to do around Clemson. Heh.
Sellers is so damn fucking strong. It’s nuts watching guys bounce off him. I don’t use that worse lightly either. They literally bounce off him upon contact. Ridiculous to see a 25 YEAR OLD running back playing for South Carolina. That’s a grown ass man playing against some 18 year olds. When will the NCAA get a handle on these fucking waivers?
Klubnik is who I think he’s always been. He’ll still put up great numbers against a weak ACC schedule where they don’t really play anyone the rest of the way but I don’t think he’s any sort of big time prospect. I do like Dabo and give him a lot of respect for resisting the transfer portal, giving Klubnik a chance to develop and legitimately trying to build a real roster the “old” way. He catches a lot of hate because he talks a lot of shit but he’s the last of a dying breed. Another thought - how in the world does Kalen Deboer survive the season at Alabama? I never really quite understood how a guy who had one good year as a head coach got the most coveted position in college football? That game was a disgrace yesterday. I think they most likely have the best roster in CFB, new quarterback or not. He also was dying to get a “pocket passer” like Simpson as he hated the idea of Milroe all year last year.
Very Satisfying to watch Belichick and the Tar Heels gettting kicked around at home by a TCU that isn’t even good
48-14 Tarheels embarrassed. They would’ve put up 50 easily if they didn’t kneel it out 500+ yards from TCU on Steve Belichick’s vaunted defense lol
My "cousin" dropped off his son off at UNC last week (going to play LAX... and maybe study sometimes )..... He's meeting Bill next week as I guess he's good friends with LAX coach. I told him to relay "Uncle B says you're a pussy if you don't show up wearing your JETS gear" lol
Amusing side-activity - tracking Google stats on “Kalen DeBoer buyout”. $63 million, if you’re wondering. I’m in on Saturday’s spike.