Kim Jong Un is in the lab right now planning the execution of the leaders who botched their naval warship deployment on live TV with him watching front and center. RI Hyong Son is the most senior leader. He is the deadest person alive currently. He killed political adversaries with anti aircraft guns, this one is going to be wild.
Just saw this thread from May and figured it deserved a bump for a welfare check. Sadly, no news since about our poor friend. Or ever again. I voted for sharks and laser beams, only because we know Kim is a fan of American cinema.
The tied to a sinking boat would be what you'd think would be fitting, but I think this one really embarrassed Kim, so Ri has been tortured for the last few months and will quietly be taken out so as to not remind Kim about the sinking
