Woody Johnson...

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  1. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Woody Johnson is so incapable, he can't hold his dick straight while peeing....

    Please continue,,, Humor welcome!
     
    #1 Brook!, Oct 6, 2024
  2. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    Woody is so rich he doesn't have to hold it himself.
     
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    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    WIPERS!!

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  4. BigAbruns

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    With a name that can be switched out to Penis Prick you'd think he could
     
    #4 BigAbruns, Oct 6, 2024
  5. Dierking

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    It hurts when he urines
     
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  6. papapump

    papapump Well-Known Member

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    He pees sitting down.
     
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  7. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    His full name is Robert Wood Johnson. Which means it's his choice that the name that he goes by translates to Penis Penis. That's how dumb he is.
     
    #7 HomeoftheJets, Oct 6, 2024
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  8. burf

    burf Well-Known Member

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    Coming from the country-club crowd, I suspect one of his clan bestowed his moniker.
    And being the good prep-school boy, he's run with it.
    Rube would be a more fitting nick.
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  9. letsgojets2819

    letsgojets2819 Well-Known Member

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    It's amazing that we haven't had a coach with a over .500 record since Al Groh thats 24 years, and that was a Bill Parcells inherited team. Ironically that was the year the woody's bought this team. I am sorry to say we won't be making the playoffs till these fucktards sell the team. After Rodgers retires this season this organization will be set back another 10 years.
     
    #9 letsgojets2819, Oct 6, 2024
  10. jets_fan

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    They should just fully embrace the pursuit of the all-time playoff drought record. We could finally be "good" at something.
     
    #10 jets_fan, Oct 6, 2024
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