The Missus got another 5 years so she's just a bit salty Told her I would still make breakfasts and would take over most of the house work.
I'm the cook around here so the kitchen duty has always been mine. I admit my enthusiasm for vacuuming and waxing floors could use some improvement!
Well, yesterday was it.. Turned in the Truck, the laptop, the ID's. Signed the paperwork and said my goodbyes. Time to get on with the next phase of my life! Felt funny sleeping in this morning...
Congratulations man, it really feels good. At first its a little weird because you don't have anywhere to be. Come up to Alaska and come ice fishing with me
Welcome to the fraternity! So far (three months in) I've been very happy in this new world, so I hope you also enjoy it!
Congrats! I hope you buy yourself a brand new riding lawmower! Why? So you can pretend you have Crazy Old Guy Syndrome when you run over Woody Johnson. Start practicing shaking your fist at the sky and yelling obscenities to make it look good.
You don't need to be a crazy old guy to ride around on a lawn mower - you can be a rich crazy old guy! Quiet, secret multimillionaire leaves tiny New Hampshire hometown his fortune - CBS News