Martha Stewart on cover of Sports Illustrated

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  1. Satan

    Satan Well-Known Member

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    Oldest cover at 81 years
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think somebody on this forum called that issue a glorified porn mag a day ago. I guess SI finally embraced granny porn.
     
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    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    And what does she have to do with sports exactly?

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  5. The Waterboy

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  6. Satan

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    AI
     
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    Al's a lucky dude.
     
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    Where’s Big Blocker these days?
     
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    You sure "he's" not still posting here?
     
  10. joe

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    If S.I. wanted to go the crusty blonde relic route, maybe Ellen Barkin but not martha stewart (ellen's a spry 69; martha's 'octo girl')

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  11. typeOnegative13NY

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    Don’t complain. It very well could have been Dylan mulvaney
     
  12. Dierking

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    I’d hit it
     
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    Dierking would hit it.
     
  14. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Who's he?
     
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    He?!? HEEE?!?!!!!
     
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  16. Satan

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    Kim petras says hi
     
  17. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    Exactly
     
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    I for one feel bad for all the top-heavy 20 year old broads. You work your whole career at being hot and SI chooses an 81 year old multi-millionaire ex-con for the cover instead
     
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    Ooooh, when you say it like that it's kinda hot!
     
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    No one should be forced to modify what they personally find attractive.
     

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