Would you give up a testicle for 2023 Jets SB Victory?

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Would you give up 1 testicle to guarantee Jets 2023 SB Victory?

  1. Yes

    9 vote(s)
    23.7%

  2. No

    27 vote(s)
    71.1%

  3. Prefer to give up both to be absolutely sure

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
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  1. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Did I mention there will be a world renowned cosmetic surgeon involved to restore your scrotum to its natural look and feel?
     
    #41 Borat, Apr 2, 2023
  2. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Will there be a glass nut added to restore balance as well?
     
    #42 Jonathan_Vilma, Apr 2, 2023
  3. LAJet

    LAJet Well-Known Member

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    humm, reconsider if while under the anesthesia he can include an enlargement.
     
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    burf Well-Known Member

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    I'll have you know that I'm a Jets fan.
    My testicles, however, have other sports in-mind (see my 'avatar' photo) , so they vote an emphatic NO!
    And, I'm with them... or is it visa-versa...
    .
     
    #44 burf, Apr 2, 2023
  5. CaptainCap

    CaptainCap Well-Known Member

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    I saw Namath win it. I was also at the AFL title game w/Oakland. Back then we had season tickets.
     
    #45 CaptainCap, Apr 3, 2023
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  6. Bleedingreennc

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    Take them both, its about time we had a championship!
     
    #46 Bleedingreennc, Apr 6, 2023
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  7. Bellys Lies

    Bellys Lies Well-Known Member

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    My wife has already taken both of my so At least a Super Bowl victory would give me some pleasure
     
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  8. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Well, according to polls it appears more of us would give up our testicle(s) than trade for Mac Jones. So there is that.
     
    #48 Borat, Apr 7, 2023
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  9. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    You know it's that time of the offseason when this thread has made it to Page 3.
     
    #49 HomeoftheJets, Apr 7, 2023
  10. Burnz

    Burnz Well-Known Member

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    Only 2 votes for both nuts? Listen I thought we were thirsty this poll proves other wise
     
    #50 Burnz, Apr 7, 2023
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    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    Damn... The fact I have to think this hard to even give an answer is troubling
     
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    westiedog1 Well-Known Member

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    I consulted one of the most intelligent creatures on Earth, the octopus at the Coney Island Aquarium. He said he would give his left tentacle for a championship! He is an expert on things that suck and the Jets are high on his list right now. Besides, he told me, it grows back anyway.
     
    #52 westiedog1, Apr 15, 2023
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  13. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Dr. Sy Klopps disagrees
    : )

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    #53 joe, Apr 16, 2023
  14. Not Sure

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    Would that be a "nutjob"?
     
    #54 Not Sure, Apr 16, 2023
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    I'm Not Sure

    : )
     
    #55 joe, Apr 17, 2023
  16. thatisjetsfootball

    thatisjetsfootball Active Member

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    I said yes, but obviously no.
     
    #56 thatisjetsfootball, Apr 18, 2023
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  17. JetsUK

    JetsUK Well-Known Member

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    Yes, if I lost one then I'd still have two (three is normal right?)
     
    #57 JetsUK, Apr 24, 2023
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    westiedog1 Well-Known Member

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    For Dr. Evil it is.
     
    #58 westiedog1, Apr 24, 2023
  19. Mexican Buc

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    People more willing to give up a nut than a draft pick.
     
    #59 Mexican Buc, Apr 25, 2023
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  20. Yankee6

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    I wouldnt even do Ramadan for a superbowl. No drinking or eating from sunrise to sundown for 30 days. My friend is a letter carrier here in AZ and does it and im in awe of him. Plus hes not even religious!
     
    #60 Yankee6, Apr 26, 2023
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