Aaron Rodgers going on a DARKNESS RETREAT... Wacky is an under statement

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  1. JetsFan

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    "Wacky NFL star Aaron Rodgers reveals he is going on a DARKNESS RETREAT to mull over his future... and will spend four days alone in complete silence, with his food delivered through a hole."

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    I can't see the Jets mortgaging the future of the team for a one year run at a SB. He doesn't want to be a Jet, we are not his first pick and he shouldn't be the Jets. Why give up $100M and possibly two 1st round picks for just one year guaranteed. I see shades of the Favre fiasco all over again, but at a HUGE cost.

    Get Jimmy G or D Carr, and use the 1st & 2nd round draft picks we save on an OT and C.
     
  2. IIMeanDeanII

    IIMeanDeanII Well-Known Member

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    Oh, okay, neat.

    Not sure this warranted It's own thread though. Ya know?
     
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  3. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    I went on my own darkness retreat after the Jets lost 6 in a row, but you talked some sense into me! :cool:
     
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    That might be the most sane thing about AR, you'll ever see/hear.
    It's probably something a young QB on the Jets, should consider.
    All I'll say is, don't knock it, until you've tried it.
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    bicketybam Well-Known Member

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    Zack went on one of these by shoving his head up his ass. It didn't work.
     
  6. BroadwayAaron

    BroadwayAaron Well-Known Member

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    When you fail to develop two quarterbacks taken in the top three over the span of five years, you are left in a situation where your best option to win a Super Bowl is trading for a bat shit crazy conspiracy theorist who also happens to be an asshole
     
  7. Acad23

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    The Jets have been on a CHAMPIONSHIP RETREAT since 1970...

    Rodgers wants darkness? Nothing is blacker than the Jets.

    Little Orphan Annie would commit suicide if she was a fan.
     
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    Nathaniel Hackett’s cover letter
     
  9. HomeoftheJets

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    And you hire said asshole's jockstrap carrier to be your OC...
     
  10. yanks9596

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    Wouldn’t be my idea of a vacation, but if that’s what he wants to do, what’s the problem?
     
  11. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Especially since the team is owned by Anne Frank...
     
  12. Acad23

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    Anne Frank?

    I'm confused...
     
  13. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    It would have if he removed it
     
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    Most people can't sit without external stimulation for 40 seconds, let alone four days. Until you have a lot of sitting experience, a meditation retreat is basically just one neurotic meltdown after the next.

    Say what you will about A-Rod, but darkness retreat is one of the bravest things a person can do, imo. (And it's not sitting in a dimly lit room, btw. It's pure blackout darkness. No time outs to confirm sanity.)
     
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    “Do I want to continue playing a game for a living and make $50 million or not….?”

    Takes some deeep contemplation
     
  16. rockyusmc2003

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    Rodgers has been my favorite QB for years, he's one of the smoothest passers I've ever seen. However, this makes me not want to be part of his shenanigans. I'm not even talking about his personal stuff, you do you. But, this yearly hostage situation shit is really old.

    Dude is gonna go smoke peyote for 4 days doing a Hanbleceya while he contemplates retirement or 50+ mil? Regardless if he's trolling or not, this situation just wreaks of a Jets move where we get f*cked
     
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    amazing that after all these years of completely inept play at QB that something like this matters to jets fans at ALL.
     
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    Mistaken for Helen Keller. Oops :)
     
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    I knew ya didn't mean Anne Frank, but couldn't figger who ya meant... thanks for clarifying ;)
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  20. ProfJets

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    Spending time in the darkness contemplating the future is pretty good preparation for joining the Jets.
     
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