Who’s next to be injured???

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  1. misternaidu

    misternaidu New Member

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    1. Carl Lawson - substantial injury history

    2. Michael Carter - small frame, one big hit from going on IR

    3. Braxton Berrios - small frame, one big hit from joining his buddy on IR


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    twown Well-Known Member

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    Get ready for lots of hugs and kisses.
     
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    KingRoach Well-Known Member

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    Is this the new “death pool”
     
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  4. Jedi mind tricks

    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter tbh
     
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    At this point the only player that could make it worse is Sauce Gardner...
     
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    Lawson, no contest.
     
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    NYJetsO12 Well-Known Member

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    setbacks are opportunities>>>its get Jimmy G time!
     
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    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    Sauce and Garrett Wilson run into each in practice. Both explode into pieces. Jermaine Johnson, covered in the remains of his friends, is traumatized and retries from football on the spot. Times are tense and desperate. Braxton Berrios is eaten alive by the Williams brothers. Robert Saleh falls down a flight of steps and lands on Lafleur. JD trips over box of Jets throwbacks and is impaled on our 80s style helmets. Throwbacks are cancelled indefinitely. Woody tweets a picture of blacker uniforms.
     
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  10. HomeoftheJets

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    And grim music accompanies Adam Gase slowly walking toward the wreckage...
     
  11. Get me the Damn Ball

    Get me the Damn Ball Well-Known Member

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    It’ll be Jimmy G after we trade for him
     
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  12. Jedi mind tricks

    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    NO. Even I dared not speak that name!
     
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    “Who rouse my slumber!!?!”
     
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    ...he's wearing a Jets jersey, a black Jets jersey, instead of a name across the shoulders the letters simply read "New York", the number is 19...the camera begins to slowly zoom in and we see it is autographed on the big number nine...but whose autograph is it? It must be that of a Jets legend, the only real Jets legend, it must be that of Joe Namath. The camera gets closer...it must be Namath...closer.. we can almost read it...a little more..it's...it's...it's...JB Smoove!
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My guess is Quinnen Williams.

    Darkhorse candidate: Duane Brown
     
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    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I tweaked my knee running outside a couple of minutes ago.
     
  17. Dierking

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    I’m going with Michael Carter on account of the odds being doubled.
     
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