2023 ESPN way too early draft

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  1. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    There's always a contender for a few million a year.....
     
  2. Leicester Jet

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    It was never real. The school had to issue a statment that Gase was not affiliated with their program after repeated calls from fans and media.
     
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    He's writing his memoir entitled "I Was Right."
     
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  6. Get me the Damn Ball

    Get me the Damn Ball Well-Known Member

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    The talent on this team isn’t a top 3 bad NFL team. It’s our schedule that’s going to make us pick in the top 3. I’m sure ownership has seen our schedule. I think JD will get another year. The fall guy could be Saleh though.
     
  7. Ralebird

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    The schedule? Combined record last year of all opponents is under 50%.
     
  8. mrjet80

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    The Jets are still a year away and Becton needs to be replaced for the long term. I expect the Jets to hit OL and LB pretty hard in this upcoming draft (starters and depth) as McGovern will be a FA also. That is assuming and hoping Zach takes a firm hold of the reigns as his trajectory as of today is still pointing upward.

    As for this year they need an experienced RT yesterday …. As keeping Zach off his back will go a long way for above statement.
     
  9. KingRoach

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    One of my favorite thing about being a Jet’s fan. It’s never too early to think about next year
     
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  10. mrjet80

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    It’s a recurring theme…and a curse.
     
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  11. KingRoach

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    Have faith. The ugly duckling is going to turn into a beautiful swan.
     
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  12. mrjet80

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    I really think there’s a good chance of that finally …..
     
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  13. Ralebird

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    [​IMG]

    Yeth!
     
  14. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    I got a duck for a fuck
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    I got a fuck for a duck
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    I got $10 bucks to fuck a duck
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    and I still got the fuckin' duck
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    punchline to a great (too long to tell here) joke

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  15. KingRoach

    KingRoach Well-Known Member

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    Only the punchline?

    Let me pretend to be surprised at only getting half a story from you.
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm so glad I checked this thread out.
     
  17. Rockinz

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    Diving into freshman and sophomores a bit this week. Looks like a solid class.

    Jax Smith and Will Anderson are the top 2 prospects in my opinion. CJ Stroud has the probability of going number 1 because of the QB position.
     
  18. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Apropos comment from a half ass. .. Ok, I'll play - here's the "too long to tell" joke since you insist..

    Once upon a time in sleepy, rural Sandisfield, Mass. there was a young lad named Jed who lived with his widower dad Sam on their small farm. Being that it was Jed's 18th birthday, dad figured it was time to tell his simple son about the birds and bees. "Jed, with your mom gone I've been so busy working this farm and never having the time to tell you about the birds and the bees...well, it's time for you to learn. Now: I want you to go down past the gas station and go into the house next door and ask for Suzie and tell her that you're my son and that you're there to learn abut the birds and the bees." . The father continued: "since money's been tough I want you to take this duck and offer it to Suzie to teach you about the birds and the bees." . The simple Jed while confused did what his father said and set out down the long, lonely country road with the duck tucked under his arm. An hour later he arrived at his destination, went through the door and asked for Suzie. . The house madam directed him to a room upstairs on the 2nd floor where he introduced himself to Suzie as Sam's son and for her to teach him about the birds and the bees and to give her the duck as payment. . Suzie sized him up admiringly and thought. "yum..like father like son." . Minutes later she had this virgin simpleton bucking like a runaway stallion--she'd never experienced such passion and virility in her life!! . Afterwards she gathered herself and begged him to do it again, even offering the duck back if he would do it again. . The simple Jed said "sure!" and again had Suzie seeing stars!! . .Afterwards, a totally spent Suzie cooed to the young stud-in-training: . "oooh, that was sooo wonderful but. I'm afraid you've worn me out....but I'll tell you what: . I have a friend Jackie upstairs...Jackie Blower, who would sooo love to have you do what you just did with me...so go upstairs and ask for Jackie and tell her Suzie sent you." . . Jed said, "sure!" got dressed, tucked the duck under his arm and set out to meet Jackie Blower upstairs....he was liking this 'birds & the bees' thing!!....except that Jackie's pimp/husband Jackoff Blower had overheard Jed and Suzie slapping bellies like there was no tomorrow and thought to himself: "if this guy gets it on with Jackie she'll be throwing rocks at me!" and so he interrupted Jed in the hallway: "where you going kid?" . . Jed replied: "er, Suzie told me to go upstairs to see a Jackie Bower..." Jackoff Bower: "listen kid, Jackie's not feeling well today...tell you what: here's $10 bucks, why don''t you just go home, ok?" . The simpleton Jed said "eh, sure!" and set out for home...

    .....an hour later, Sam looks up from his tractor, sees the boy and shakes his head in disgust. . "Jed, what the hell are you doing here?"

    "eh, I did just what you told me to do ...'"

    "Oh yeah, then what's with that bird doing under your arm?!"

    The boy's eyes brightened as he pulled out the $10-spot and crowed:

    "I got a duck for a fuck"
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    "I got a fuck for a duck"
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    "I got $10 bucks to fuck a duck....
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    ....and I still got the fuckin' duck!!!!"
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    game, set & match

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    pro tip: next time, stfu

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  19. KingRoach

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    Cute. Worth the wait.

    *Your burns might hit better if you can get past “I know you are but what am I?” -I comment you tend to only give half stories so you call me a half ass… 0 people think that’s a good burn.

    *not sure what the game set match reference is. It’s a cute joke but I hardly feel defeated.

    *I’m trying to do better but I’m from a different generation. People today don’t even say word “retard” where I have 0 problem picking on the mentally challenged.
     
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  20. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    'Twas no burn - you'll know when it is. . Next time put a sock in it.

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