It just happened guys

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  1. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    The football gods just gave me a light flick, gentlemen. I can feel it in my nuts. Can you? Football season is on the horizon. We are less than two weeks away from the first football game of the year. By the end of the weekend, we are less than three weeks away from Jets football.

    Are your nuts tingling? Can you see the first Wilson squared touchdown against those crab cake eating dipshits?
     
    #1 Jonathan_Vilma, Jul 22, 2022
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  2. JETFUEL1580

    JETFUEL1580 Well-Known Member

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    I like your enthusiasm friend. Nuts tingling aside I can't wait myself.
     
    #2 JETFUEL1580, Jul 22, 2022
  3. Jedi mind tricks

    Jedi mind tricks Well-Known Member

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    Lotta nut talk in this thread....
     
    #3 Jedi mind tricks, Jul 23, 2022
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    REVISion Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was crabs but turns out it just means football is approaching.
     
    #4 REVISion, Jul 23, 2022
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  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    My handbags are quivering.
     
    #5 abyzmul, Jul 23, 2022
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    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Reach in and turn off the dildo...
     
    #6 Acad23, Jul 23, 2022
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  7. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    I've come prepared.

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    #7 HomeoftheJets, Jul 23, 2022
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  8. NJJets

    NJJets Well-Known Member

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    This team has taught me one thing over the years- it’s to get excited when the team actually shows something to be excited about.
     
    #8 NJJets, Jul 23, 2022
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  9. NYJetsO12

    NYJetsO12 Well-Known Member

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    Wait and see young man
     
    #9 NYJetsO12, Jul 23, 2022
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That thing is way too clean.
     
    #10 abyzmul, Jul 23, 2022
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  11. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    It’s just some indigestion

    take a few Tums and you’ll be back to enjoying your summer
     
    #11 BrowningNagle, Jul 23, 2022
  12. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Something is tingling but not sure what!
     
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  13. Baumeister

    Baumeister Well-Known Member

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    Oh! Fuck! Yeah! Excited for what’s to come and can’t wait for the season.

    J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!
     
    #13 Baumeister, Jul 23, 2022
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    It’s probably just the gold bond you powdered up with this morning.
     
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  15. KWJetsFan

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    Not so much tingly nuts as it is a swollen yambag sensation.
     
    #15 KWJetsFan, Jul 23, 2022
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It can't all be escarole
     
    #16 abyzmul, Jul 23, 2022
  17. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    It has been hot as a mother fucker for the last few days.
     
    #17 Dierking, Jul 23, 2022
  18. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    It won't be by Week 2.
     
    #18 HomeoftheJets, Jul 23, 2022
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I live on the sun.
     
    #19 abyzmul, Jul 23, 2022
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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