Name any 3 people, alive or dead, with whom you want to watch the next Jets game. 1) Bruce Willis: yes he's a Jets fan, and I just like Bruce Willis. The dude is chill. Jets games need a much chill as they can get. 2) Larry David: another Jets Fan and I lose my shit every time he talks about them. 3) Bill Burr: a Pats fan but he is hilarious and merciless. And I think him and Larry would feed off of each other. Who do you got?
Johnny Lee Miller- loved him in the show Elementary! Bobby Cannavale- just to see his wife, she’s hot! Adam Sandler- Get him to sing his racist Hanukkah/ Marijuanikah song after some beers.
You picked the creme of the crop. I'm now stuck with Ray Romano, Kevin James & Rich Eisen. Check that... I'm substituting Kevin James with James Gandolfini.
Timothy Leary, jerry Garcia, syd Barrett. There’s a good chance that by halftime I’m not feeling the pain anymore.
I'm going with Hayden Panettiere since she is one of the better looking celebrity Jets fans I know of, though I am sure there are some hotter I don't know. Then I'll have Rachel Ray so we can have someone to cook for us and as The Waterboy I need to have Adam Sandler there for some more comedy relief on top of the comedy on the field.
Weekend at Bernie's? So this is just fuck one, marry one, kill one but for dudes being friends, huh? I'll play. Mark Wahlberg - Pats fan or not, he's one of the few Hollywood guys who isn't a sellout douchebag. I'd probably prefer Mark circa 2004ish though. Stone Cold Steve Austin - nuff said Dave Chappelle - again, I think I'm preferring a mid 2000s version here, like with all these guys. When I was in college (2013-2014ish?) I had a friend of a friend situation where they took Larry David's daughter to prom or dated her or something to that affect. And the word was there is no deviation from him in real life to his curb character. Same exact dude.
Just at the moment I'd like to nominate going with John Idzik, Mike MacCagnan and Adam Gase. I'd escort them to their seats and then make a sharp exit, watching the ensuing carnage from a distance.
Albert Einstein. Dig him up and seat him next to me. He won't smell any worse than the product on the field. And yeah Dead Einstein counts for 3.
The Jets gave their only begotten quarterback so that Tony Soprano could watch the Jets lose one more time.
Joe Namath Rich Eisen Adam Sandler Went with people who are still around. Never met Joe before so def would want him there. Rich is passionate and frustrated like me at times about this team. Adam Sandler apparently is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood and keeps it real. Based off all I read and seen about him, he has little ego.
Gimme Nick Mangold, Pat Kirwan, and Ray Lucas. All former Jets (or members of the organization, in Kirwan's case), I'd like to see Kirwan try to talk Ray off the ledge when we're down 21-0 at halftime. Mangold is apparently quite the chef.