Inappropriate Humor

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  1. joe

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    - What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    . . A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


    - What's green and yellow and eats nuts?


    . . .Gonorrhea.


    - What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?

    . . .Bus shelters.

    .
     
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    Better protection than our o-line has been.
     
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    FOOD CRITIC:

    A woman comes home after looking for a job.
    And says to her husband "honey I found a new job."
    He replies 'what kind of job is it?'
    she says I'm a food critic!!
    He asks what kind of food will she be tasting.
    She says "Dicks!!"

    .
     
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    Didn't get this one. Is a dick considered food in American culture?
     
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    There's a term. "Eat a dick." Meaning go suck a dick.
    So eating dicks means being a prostitute pretty much.
     
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  6. joe

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    If the joke were in Kurdish, the last line would be

    kîr

    recall, this thread is "inappropriate" humor not cute, not clever

    Anyone have Gilbert Gottfried's 'Aristocrat Joke' ?
     
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    Thanks for explaining and saving me from joe's riducle. You the man. How is Wisconsin nowadays? :)
     
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    Haha. Not bad in the summer at least. It's been raining though, but at least winter is over. That's never fun here.
     
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    In San Francisco it is
     
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    Hahaha. I love it sir.
     
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    . .rim shot

    . .(when in Rome)
     
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    OK that's fucking brilliant
     
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    Good to know there's at least one other nerd on TGG. :D
     
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    Didn't get it. Please explain.
     
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    Incels (involuntary celibates) are young men who think women will never be attracted to them without realizing that a big reason for that is they're super sexist and don't understand boundaries. Excel is a computer program that analyses spreadsheets and has an infamous glitch where if you type in certain numbers, it confuses them for dates. So if you type in 2252020, it might change it to February 25, 2020 even though that isn't what you want. So incels and Excel both incorrectly assume things are "dates."
     
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    Got it. You rock. :)
     
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    . . Brook! yes it was a heady piece of humor but it seems that some have lost sight of this thread's title, i.e. its "inappropriate" criteria?

    . . I'll give you an example of thread-appropriate 'inappropriate' humor:

    . . What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

    . . You can't take a joke.

    . . : )
     
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    Yeah. I wish more Inapporiate jokes came but at this point, I will accept any jokes as long as there is an explanation for the joke when I don't get it. Lol.
     
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