I read that really quick and saw, "Happy Birthday, monkey." Happy Birthday, monkey?! Monkey, where?! Now everyone on here who has known me long enough knows that I'm an armchair primatologist. What a letdown. :/ Oh, wait, I think I can save it. Happy birthday donkey, you cheeky monkey. I'm better now.
I'm also a big fan of the primates, if that helps @jetophile. Monkey Forest is about an hour up the road.