Inappropriate Humor

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  1. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I read that about 5 times, looking for some hidden meaning before I finally got it. WTF. That was like when I go around the house yelling, "Where's my goddamn hat?!" - and it's on my head. Well, it is a Jets hat, so . . .
     
  2. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    So I told my therapist I was having suicidal tendencies. He demanded I pay in advance.
     
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  3. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Sometimes I try to do things
    and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to
    and I get real frustrated,
    and like, I try hard to do it,
    and I like, take my time,
    but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to,
    it's like I concentrate on it real hard,
    but it just doesn't work out,
    and everything I do and everything I try,
    it never turns out,
    it's like I need time to figure these things out,
    but there's always someone there going:
    - Hey Mike, you know,
    we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know,
    and you should maybe get away,
    and like, maybe you should talk about it and you'll feel a lot better
    And I go: No, it's ok, you know,
    I'll figure it out,
    just leave me alone,
    I'll figure it out, you know,
    I'll just work it out myself.
    And they go: Well, you know,
    if you wanna talk about it,
    I'll be here, you know,
    and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it,
    so why don't you talk about it?
    I go: No, I don't want to,
    I'm okay,
    I'll figure it out myself!
    And they just keep bugging me
    they just keep bugging me,
    and it builds up inside
    So you're gonna be institutionalized
    You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
    You won't have any say
    They'll brainwash you until you see their way
    I'm not crazy
    institutionalized
    You're the one who's crazy
    institutionalized
    You're driving me crazy
    institutionalized
    They stick me in an institution
    Said it was the only solution
    To give me needed professional help
    To protect me from the enemy, myself

    I was in my room,
    and I was just, like, staring at the walls, thinking about everything,
    but then again I was thinking about nothing,
    and then my mlom came in
    and I didn't notice she was there
    and she called my name and I didn't hear her
    and then she started screaming: Mike, Mike!
    And I go: What, what's the matter?
    She goes: What's the matter with you?
    I go: There's nothing wrong, Mom
    She goes: Don't tell me that!
    You're on drugs!
    I go: No Mom, I'm not on drugs,
    I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know,
    why don't you get me a Pepsi?
    She goes: No, you're on drugs!
    I go: Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking
    And she goes: No, you're not thinking,
    you're on drugs!
    Normal people don't act that way!
    I go: Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please
    all I want is a Pepsi
    And she wouldn't give it to me!
    All I wanted was a Pepsi,
    just one Pepsi,
    and she wouldn't give it to me!
    Just a Pepsi!

    They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
    Tied around you're back,
    you're treated like thieves
    Drug you up because they're lazy
    It's too much work to help a crazy
    I'm not crazy
    institutionalized
    You're the one who's crazy
    institutionalized
    You're driving me crazy
    institutionalized
    They stick me in an institution
    Said it was the only solution
    To give me the needed professional help
    To protect me from the enemy, myself.

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  4. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I was sitting in my room,
    and my Mom and my Dad came in,
    and they pulled up a chair and they sat down,
    they go: Mike, we need to talk to you.
    And I go: Okay, what's the matter?
    They go: Me and your Mom,
    we've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems,
    And you've been going off for no reason,
    and we're afraid you're going to hurt somebody,
    and we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself,
    so we decided
    that it would be in your best interest
    if we put you somewhere where you could get the help that you need.
    And I go: Wait, what are you talking about?!
    WE decided?!
    MY best interest?!
    How do you know what MY best interest is?!
    How can you say what MY best interest is?!
    What are you trying to say?
    I'm crazy?!
    When I went to YOUR schools,
    I went to YOUR churches,
    I went to YOUR institutional learning facilities?!
    So how can you say I'm crazy?
    They say they're gonna fix my brain
    Alleviate my suffering and my pain
    But by the time they fix my head
    Mentally I'll be dead
    I'm not crazy
    institutionalized
    You're the one that's crazy
    institutionalized
    You're driving me crazy
    institutionalized
    They stick me in an institution
    Said it was the only solution
    To give me the needed professional help
    To protect me from the enemy, myself
    It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car, anyway.[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    All I wanted was a Pepsi.
     
  6. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Imagine what would have happened if you asked for coke.
     
  7. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Jeto actually got a bunch of votes for funniest poster.


    Talk about inappropriate.
     
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  8. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    abyzmul beat me by one vote because I didn't vote for myself and voted for you. How soon they forget. And not that I give a shit.
     
  9. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    I voted for abyzmul. He’s actually amusing.
     
  10. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    I voted for abyzmul as well. But I think jeto is more funny in 2019 and 2020.
     
  11. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Abyzmul went awol.
     
  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    No. He's just full of teenage angst.
     
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    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone’s checked the set of the new Kurt Russell film?
     
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    mute Well-Known Member

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    my mind was in the gutter, too
     
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    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    It is important to practice safe porking.
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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    Happy Halloween

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    White dogs can't jump!!
     

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