Le'veon Bell and the furious case of the unsecured jewelry box.

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  1. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    the next time I have a 3-some I'm definitely locking up my expensive belongings. Learn from your fellow man
     
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    My only 3-sum happened when I gave this hot girl who was out with her hotter gf my cell number on the back of a fake ATM slip that showed I had $6+ mil in the bank! They weren't too happy the next day when they had to pay for breakfast and uber!
     
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    No... no... no... Wait, go back. OMG. Yes! That's them. They stole my bling! [​IMG]
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You may have something there...

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    I was thinking more along these lines...
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    This older Jewish man walks into a confessional and tells the priest, I’ve been married for 30 years and never thought about cheating but last nite I had a 3some with two college seniors.
    Priest says, you should talk about this with your wife and say 20 Hail Marys for your sins.
    Jewish man says, oh no, I’m not catholic.
    Priest says,oh, why are you telling me this than?
    Jewish man says, you kidding? I’m telling everyone.
     
  10. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Yep. We have all been there........... Having fun with 2 naked women in bed, then you turn around and they are gone with $500,000 in jewelry. That's life!
     
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    championjets69 2008/2009 TGG Darksider Award Winner

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    Because of silly posts like this one I am now more sure my switch to Twitter then get my news was the correct one :mad:
     
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    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    You were getting your news off TGG?

    Geez...
     
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  14. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Here and Wikipedia
     
  15. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    So I’m guessing here that lev doesn’t know their names either? Did he pick them up the night before and then leave them in his bed to go workout ?
    If that’s the case lev needs to take the L on this one.
     
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    101GangGreen101 2018 Thread of the Year Award Winner

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    Always call an uber to get them out of the house. Bell just doesn't know the game.
     
  17. BamaDoc

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    He left to go workout. Hadn't he already had a workout?
     
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    I know whenever I leave two naked broads in bed I always regret it.
     
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    The good news is he's keeping in shape.
     
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    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    That hurts champ. I thought we were friends.
     

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