Kelechi Osemele in Amazing Shape

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  1. thedonger

    thedonger Active Member

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    whoa, that grill...gonna see that smile in my nightmares.
     
  2. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I counted 4 likes in the intro alone. Can the word like please become a felony? Not a misdemeanor, a felony. "You were like there . . ." "So you just got told your friend like just became a doctor." "I'm realizing that you're like from Houston, you're practically like . . . "Quincy Enunwa like . . . " They both did it ad nauseam. Count the likes if you have the fortitude to hate it as much as I do. Can someone please create a "like" counter? I want a goddamn "like" counter!

    Take a writing pad and count the likes during this entire interview. Approaching 800. "I told my fiance like . . . " "And they're all like . . . " "It's weird like . . . " "The food is just like crazy." "It's so like so refreshing." "I'm like not gonna lie." "You go to Baltimore and it's like . . ." "Like I think about Von Miller." The word like was used once or probably twice correctly. Pay attention and be amazed by the likes. "We're looking for this like wide receiver . . . " "People are looking at like play calling now . . . " Why, America.
     
  3. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    thanks for like the recap
     
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  4. LAJet

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    Perfect statement. There is no denying it. No matter what the fuck happens, even the best of news, someone will bitch if it applies to the Jets, but kiss their ass if it happens to another team. The OL is too skinny, the DL is too fat, the RB is not a team player, and the BS is way too deep before training camp starts.
     
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  5. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    I listened to that interview playing in the background as I worked.... I think I like this guy. :cool:
     
  6. Acad23

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    Yep.

    He's very charming for a skinny guy.
     
  7. macbk

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    I finally listened today. Awesome interview. Osemele seems like he's cool as shit.
     
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  8. TurkJetFan

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    Meanwhile I bet half of the people critiquing his diet are obese
     
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  9. Ohnoit'sGeno

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    Yes I might be a fat arse but the fact is k Osemele at his best played guard at 330 pounds. No one knows how he's going to play at that reduced weight.( he might be better) He never played an NFL game at his current weight. For anyone to say there no worries, they aren't being honest. Might need the third rounder a lot sooner.

    Remember Tony Mandrarich was this Incredible Hulk specimen , and than he became the incredible shrinking man.
    Did he play better at a reduced weight.
     
  10. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    There was more involved with Mandarich.

    He had a terrible drug problem.
     
  11. Ohnoit'sGeno

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    Probably wasn't the best example, but again nobody has seen Osemele play at his current weight. I don't know what Osemele the Jets are going to get. He could be really good, and he might really struggle.

    If Osemele struggles at his new weight , this would create another hole on the offense line. Do you really want to be weak on the interior part of the offense line.( this could derail the season before it ever started).
     
  12. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Frankly, I'm more worried about the rest of the OL...
     
  13. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    KETO diet >>> YAYO diet
     
  14. Ohnoit'sGeno

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    What are you Mrs Cleo . Can see into the future. k Osemele is an unknown at this time because we have never seen him play at this weight. Hopefully he's even better, but until we see him play- he's a big question mark right now.
     
  15. Acad23

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    DWC is the sooth-sayer around here...

    I just think two time pro-bowler, Super Bowl ring wearing Kelechi Osemele is the best O-linemen we have.
     

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