Jethro Tull

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  1. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    It's a shame these guys aren't in the rock and roll hall of fame already. I mean shitty Frank Zappa and rap groups are in but not Jethro Tull? The fuck?
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    would prefer less posting, to be honest
     
  3. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Whenever I would see that guy's threads/posts I never thought of the group. I always thought of Jethro from 'The Beverly Hills Hillbillies'. It's definitely a schtick, but I probably get more kicks out of it than I should. I guess it's because people get so predictably annoyed, which amuses me more than the stuff that he says, haha. I wouldn't doubt it if he's a Cheats or a Bills fan, but yeah, he's definitely trolling on purpose.
     
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    joe Well-Known Member

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  5. My best friend did a summer job at Billboard back in 2001 or so.Ian Anderson was his boss..was supposively a big Jets fan too.Never wanted to talk about his music..than again my friend had no interest in that as more of a punk/hardcore/metal fan.

    Never know it could actually be Ian trolling the board..
     
  6. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Fan of the Jets? I dunno...

    https://www.theguardian.com/music/2011/aug/04/musicians-worst-gigs

    The worst gig we ever played: musicians on their on-stage lows

    The Guardian 4 Aug 2011 18.00 EDT First published on Thu 4 Aug Comments
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    'Incomiiiiiing' … Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull spots a projectile heading his way. Photograph: James Fortune/Capital Pictures
    Ian Anderson, Jethro Tull
    Shea Stadium, New York, 1976

    I stood with the rest of the band at the top of the ramp leading down to the field of Shea Stadium. As with the Beatles' Shea show 10 years earlier, this was not to be an artistic success, to say the least. Commercial jets on final approach to the adjacent La Guardia airport drowned out the sound, when it wasn't being drowned out by the firecrackers, whistles, hoots and hollers of the crowd. In those final moments before walking out on to the field, I was suddenly drenched with warm, sticky liquid from high above, where some of the rowdy, 50,000-strong audience looked down on to the players' access ramp. Only as I began the inaudible first verse of Thick as a Brick on acoustic guitar, did I realise with resigned horror that the liquid I assumed to be beer, was not, in fact, beer at all. It was urine. The unmistakable pong wafting from my then-ample head of damp hair and freshly laundered stage-clothing would remain for the duration of the show. An unholy baptism from above.

    I could have picked the gig at Denver's Red Rocks Amphitheatre in 1971, when riots and police tear gas threatened to stop the show. Or being hit hard in the larynx by a baseball at Philadelphia Spectrum arena. Or anointment by the freshly plucked but seriously used tampon hurled with uncanny accuracy at another enormodome. Or the 10in steel spike impaled in the stage next to me at soundcheck when "fans" climbed into a roof gantry over the stage at soundcheck. Or the live rounds of automatic pistol ammunition thrown on to the stage during a show. But no – the bucket of piss, delivered with loving precision, wins out every time. You have to laugh. And count the money.
     
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    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    That idiot in that idiot show that won't die! The Walking Dead! Abraham Lincoln is married to Ian Anderson's daughter in real life! Sorry! Andrew Lincoln, why do our damn dead Presidents always plot to confuse me! His real last name is Clutterbuck. What the fukk?

    Signed,
    -Mrs. championjetss69 :mad:
     
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    donkey Well-Known Member

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    Clutterbuck? That's brilliant.

    Btw at least you didn't confuse him with Andrew Johnson...to my mind the worst president ever. After four years of civil war, he thought the Black Codes were fine. Unbelievable. The Black Codes?? Seriously??

    And the most famous picture of him makes it look like the photographer has farted and the smell has just reached him.
     
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    Make a case for Tull all you want but there's no way you can do it on the back of Zappa. You'd be better off citing why Tull belongs in.
     
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  10. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    I mean they should get in on the prominent use of the jazz flute alone.

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    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Actually, that's a damn good reason to keep them out forever.
     
  12. Dierking

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    The fact that Blotto still isn't in the HOF is a farce.
     
  13. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Blotto > Zappa
     
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    Wait! SO this thread isnt about a dude starting shitty threads?!?! o_O
     
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    Tull belongs.

    Zappa was a musical savant and deserved it on his own merit.

    Incredible guitarist, brilliant composer, masterful lyricist.

    No two musical tastes are alike.

    I dig them both.
     
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  16. nycarl

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    Amazing Zappa guitar, with vocals by Captain Beefheart...
     
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    How about this, actually a charting hit? What guitar! An acquired taste? Yep.

     
  18. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Since we're talking Zappa..



    Someone asked for a guitar???
     
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  19. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    of course jethro tull should be in, and with that...

    Or even better, citing why Madonna belongs in.

    - Like a Virgin
    - Material Girl
    - Vogue ("Rita Heyward gave good face")

    and you have a problem with zappa? sounds dumb all over....

    @NotSatoshiNakamoto - as a very devout, religious type, thought you might like "the message of our lord" in this 'live' ditty...

     
  20. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    I legit refuse to hit play on any Zappa video.
     

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