I was insulted... Need advice for a good comeback.

Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by Brook!, Feb 15, 2018.

  1. CBG

    CBG Well-Known Member

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    Brook get your ass on a Mc Diet-------ps next time order and take a knee
     
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  2. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    Should I hit on this fast food worker?
     
  3. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    "Yup, that third burger is gonna make me hate myself, but ... Ah fuck it, you win. Supersize that shit."
     
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  4. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Why make waves? You got something that very few people get at McDonalds - most of us just get served some crappy food. You got a Happy Meal with a Happy Ending!
     
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  5. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    You got bitch slapped by a sammich maker... deal with it.

    Next time, wear your "special vest" in. See if the service improves.
     
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  6. CBG

    CBG Well-Known Member

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    I never caught the ending of that OTHER thread,,,,,how did that guy make out is he in jail yet for hitting on that kid ? PS in keeping with this thread ,,,,let it go Brook
     
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    this is why she embarassed you...

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  9. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Dang it. Bunch of non-fat TGG members not feeling the pain of this fat slob. I liked some come back ideas.
     
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  10. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    It could go one way or the other, insult or compliment. Let them figure it out. It will probably ruin their day.

    In for Costco run sometime.
     
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  11. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    McChick: you want 2 more burgers?

    Brook: what do you use for birth control, your personality?

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  12. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    I'm fat like you too brook - no worries. Next time just tell her you will rub your mcnuggets on her face
     
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  13. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    The bigger question here: Did they really make a Big Mac Jr just like the Whopper Jr and call it that? Come on, McDonald's marketing team! Think!
     
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  14. Sam Hammer

    Sam Hammer Well-Known Member

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    Well to be fair McDonalds burgers are like wafer thin and overcooked dehydrated nastiness because their beef quality is terrible. It's near impossible to fill up with just 2 burgers, especially for me because I eat a low carb diet, so if I get a burger I don't have the bun. I'd much rather just buy ground beef at the store and make my own patties with garlic and spices mixed in. It's much healthier, tastier, and cheaper too. I used to go to McDonald's all the time, but I can no longer eat like that for health reasons.

    A good response to the lady, could simply be "You work at McDonalds LOL!".
     
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  15. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Well it tastes exactly like Big Mac. I am not a Burger King guy so don't know the taste of Whopper.
     
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  16. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    When it comes to chain places my favorite burger is Wendy's. But it is further than McDonald's for me so I skip. :)
     
  17. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Brook I thought you had the diabeetus
     
  18. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    I do. My beer allowance is 6 pack a week. My burger allowance is once a month or twice at most. :)
     
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    Yeah, but come on: Little Mac is right there for the taking! Baby Mac sounds good too. Mac Jr? Lame! :D
     
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    There maybe some copyright issues there
     
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