Lets play a new game. Since so many folks here thinks Petty sucks, lets have some fun with it.. I'll lead off but you guys try to keep it going... The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor because.... Petty sucks.
Petty sucks because he is not a good QB. Bryce is the back up QB to a 97 year journeyman because Petty sucks.
I disagree, it's quite humorous. Your Pearl Harbor "joke" fell flat. Going for the misdirection of Germany bombing Pearl Harbor and not Japan? (Insert laugh here.) I'll play along. The RMS Titanic sunk because the engineers who designed the passenger liner knew that in about one hundred years, Petty would suck.
Brian Schottenheimer is indeed a very good offensive coordinator. He himself said so, I shit you not! http://www.espn.com.au/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5927813
That joke came from Animal House. The basic idea even for you Petty haters was to have fun. I'm glad you've decided to stop being an asshole and play along. Or don't play at all. I really don't GAF one way or the other.
You clearly do give a fuck. I'll stop being an asshole as soon as you do. Looks like neither is happening.