AFC Wild Card Round: Houston over Oakland Pittsburgh over Miami NFC Wild Card Round: Seattle over Detroit Green Bay over Giants AFC Divisional Round: New England over Houston Pittsburgh over Kansas City NFC Divisional Round: Seattle over Atlanta Green Bay over Dallas Conference Championship: New England over Pittsburgh Green Bay over Seattle Superbowl: New England over Green Bay
Oakland over Houston Seattle over Detroit Pitt over Miami Giants over GB NE over Oakland KC over Pitt Giants over Dallas Atlanta over Seattle Giants over Atlanta NE over KC Giants over Pats
Oakland over Houston Seattle over Detroit Miami over Pitt Giants over GB NE over Oakland KC over Miami Dallas over Giants Seattle over Atlanta Dallas over Seattle NE over KC Dallas over Pats
Houston over Oakland Steelers over Phins Seahawks over Lions Green Bay over Giants P*ts over Houston Steelers over Chiefs Atlanta over Seahawks Green Bay over Dallas Steelers over P*ts Atlanta over Green Bay Atlanta over Steelers
Oakland over Houston Fish over Steel Seahawks over Lions Cheeseheads over Giants Patz over Oakland Chiefs over Fish Atlanta over Seahawks Cheeseheads over Dallas Patz over Chiefs Cheeseheads over Atlanta Patz over Cheeseheads.
Packers over Giants Seahawks over Lions Steelers over Dolphins Texans over Raiders Chiefs over Steelers Pats over Texans Falcons over Seahawks Packers over Cowboys Chiefs over Pats Pack over Falcons Packers over Chiefs
Houston over Oakland Pittsburgh over Miami Seattle over Detroit Green Bay over Giants New England over Houston Kansas City over Pittsburgh Atlanta over Seattle Dallas over Green Bay New England over Kansas City Dallas over Atlanta Superbowl: New England over Dallas
AFC Wild Card Round: Houston over Oakland Pittsburgh over Miami NFC Wild Card Round: Seattle over Detroit Green Bay over Giants AFC Divisional Round: New England over Houston Kansas City over Pittsburgh NFC Divisional Round: Seattle over Atlanta Green Bay over Dallas Conference Championship: Kansas City over New England Green Bay over Seattle Superbowl: Repeat of Super Bowl I, except KC beats Green Bay this time..
Wild Card: Texans over the corpse of a promising Oakland Raiders season because 2016 actively hated us Steelers over Fins Seahawks over Lions Packers beat Giants Divisional: Cheatriots over Texans (fuck this league) Steelers over Chiefs (I don't understand the love the Chiefs are getting, but we'll see) Seahawks over Falcons (trust the Falcons? not a chance) Packers over Cowboys (I'll bet on Rodgers over the rookies) Conference Champions: Steelers (I'll also root for the Chiefs if they win in the div rd, else why bother watching anymore) Packers (I almost want the Seahawks to win just so the SB isn't the same fucking blue bloods again) SB51 aka SB45, the sequel: Packers over Steelers (again)
Houston over Oakland Pittsburgh over Miami Seattle over Detroit Green Bay over Giants New England over Houston Pittsburgh over Kansas City Seattle over Atlanta Green Bay over Dallas New England over Pittsburgh Green Bay over Seattle Green Bay over New England (not sure I really believe that, but I have no choice but to predict it)
Pittsburgh over Miami Houston over Oakland NE over Houston KC over Pittsburgh NE over KC Seattle over Detroit NYG over GB NYG over Dallas Seattle over Atlanta NYG over Seattle NYG over NE (being semi-serious here)
