Not really a big fan of Honey Bunches of Oats and I think Kellogg Raisin Bran is much better than Post Raisin Bran but Cocoa Pebbles rock.
You seem to be a bit obsessed with my gf. You should try tinder; it's pretty easy these days. There's only 1 rule to Internet dating: don't be ugly. Oh. I get it now. Shit personality and shit to look at... You can always rent a gf by the hour, they don't care what you say or what you look like. Good luck
Clearly I'm obsessed with her. I imagine she is incredible, probably almost as much as you imagine her to be.
So if I spend a ridiculous amount of money random smoking hot broads will fall in line to engage in sexual congress with me notwithstanding my Irish sized penis and receding hairline? Is that what your telling me?
Trump's gotta be all twisted up about this. They finally come up with a cruise he'd like to go on and he's running for President instead. And it's a goddamn Mexican company that came up with the idea! What the hell is going on these days! The next question is how many ex-Trump pageant contestants are in the hired help?
We're all going to die including you. Just like we're all going to fuck your sister including you. Tl;dr you're inbred and your sister's a whore
Witty posts that make complete sense like this are the reason you got my vote. Do people over 14 lie about there girlfriends or is it just an ugly person thing?
You just lost probably all respect on this board bro, by not being able to take a ribbing on an egotistical post you made.
Was this game 1 of a 7 game series and we will play again tomorrow, or just a single championship game?
Bah. The problem here is that if you're going to start Brooks Bollinger, you still need to make it entertaining enough to keep asses in the seats. I'ma go home, sleep with my girlfriend and pretend she's Asian. And I'm not paying for your goddamn PSLs.
