It's Time: Post your Fantasy Messageboard Alliance Rosters

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  1. 101GangGreen101

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    Someone has to make a "Junc made me butthurt" team
     
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  2. Walt White

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    Maybe add NCJF to that coming off the bench? Definite favorite for 6th Man Of The Year Award.....
     
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  3. Brook!

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    You are such a pussy.
    Don't be impressed. He is phony and his stories are crap.
     
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  4. Dierking

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    Maybe. But you'll notice he doesn't go from zero to jihad in twelve and a half seconds when somebody calls him names on a message board.
     
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  5. Sundayjack

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    Why can't I be an impressive pussy? You people are so limited in your imaginations.
     
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  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I saw an impressive pussy in Thailand. Coins and bananas and a water balloon filled with whipped cream. It was like she had David Blaine's hands in there.
     
  7. Sundayjack

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    I'm picturing a tiny little carnival tucked inside some Thai chick's glovebox. Seriously impressive.

    Although, if you see something that looks like a little elephant crawling out, it's a sure sign you're in the wrong bar.
     
  8. JetsVilma28

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  9. Brook!

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    You are right on that one D. But about Jacky Shmaky. He is a good dude but he tries so hard to look sophisticated. I mean why is he even trying so hard?
     
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  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Brook, I'll break this to you gently.

    Sundayjack is your new god.
     
  11. Brook!

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    Who was my old one? Do you think I will like this Jackhammer?
     
  12. abyzmul

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    Yes, he is kind and benevolent.

    And he will let you look at the bottom of a shoe without pooping yourself.
     
  13. Sundayjack

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    Sophisticated.... heh. Mercy.
     
  14. Sundayjack

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    Just to clarify, my Allah-given name is Sunday. Jack is my family name. From the old country. Liechtenstein.

    As to the rest of that... whatever it is you're on about - don't make work here. Or do. Either way, I'm good and I'm all in.
     
  15. Brook!

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    Ahh. I wish I was a moderator too.
     
  16. Sundayjack

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    Someday, Book. Someday. . . .
     
  17. joe

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  18. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Never say never, Brook. We've had a who's who of mouth breathing mental gimps as mods here in the past. Some forums even see fit to make those same guys Admins.

    The internet is a wonderful place where a chimpanzee can be king for a day.
     
  19. Brook!

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    I count on you Jack. Please make it happen as this is one #1 goal this year.
    Why you calling me a gimp now? What did I ever do to you? Why do you hate me so much?
     
  20. Sundayjack

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    Were it up to me, Book, I'd snap my fingers and you'd be special.
     

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