Death Pool 2016

I shoulda picked the three hookers.

 

As I said before, even if he dies they are going to set him in the patented "Kim Jung Un pointing at things" pose and dip him in urethane. He will be showing up at factories and military parades for years after his death and no one will be the wiser.

Five years from now a janitor will be mopping, knock urethaned Kim over and crack him. It will be like a huge rotten egg with goo seeping out and a stinking sulfurous cloud filling the building.

 

I'm going to call for a ruling on this.

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I'm still waiting for a ruling on Elvis.

 

I saw him last week at the Circle K so you are out of luck.

 

Ha that's funny because that's where I expect to see him when I go in everyday. Right church, wrong pew for me....

 

I hate when I get stuck behind him in line, he does that stupid hair flip and grease always comes flying off.

 

R.I.P. Bud Collins, 86
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2...nt-and-dies/9Yl6HbTvGJrEQB4IRT20vL/story.html

 

That would make my pool!

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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/joey-martin-feek-dead-joey-872894?facebook_20160304

joey feek 40, rip

faux machine 60pts

 

Goddamit.

Somebody needs to cure this shit soon.

Too many good and beautiful people dying in their 40's.

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Feck off

 

I found this choice but passed on it.

Sometimes this pool is just no fun.

 

...and "Prince of Tides" author Pat Conroy dead at 70 of pancreatic cancer. RIP.

 

Feek, Feek, Faux, Feek; fonanna nanna Faux Feek; Fee, Fie Faux Feek - freak!

(Apologies to Shirley Ellis.)

 

Who tha hell was Joey Feek? What did he do?

 

She was a singer/song writer.

 

Round Three #2 - The Waterboy - Nancy Reagan 94 = Winner.

 

Strong death pool out of the gate.