Massive Powerball Jackpot - The largest jackpot in U.S. history

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  1. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    10 tickets= 1 Powerball. Not sure of the value yet, have to cash it in. 8-40$.
     
  2. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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  3. Yisman

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    I've wasted 20 bucks so far.
     
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  4. deathstar

    deathstar Well-Known Member

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    Just jumped to $1.4 billion ($868 Million Cash Value)...

    I only buy tickets once it crosses $500 million ($10 per drawing).
     
  5. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    This is a great idea!
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    But a better idea would be for people to understand basic fucking math. fuck!
     
  6. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    Getting a spaceship cha Ching bling bling :)
     
  7. dawinner127

    dawinner127 Well-Known Member

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    Probably going to throw down $100 bucks and roll my dice. Worth the risk IMO.
     
  8. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    doesn't that mean you've only played the lottery like 4 or 5 times ever? if that?
     
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    When I win the Powerball, I'm putting all of my funds toward sadism.

    My first act will be to hire saboteurs to destroy every toilet paper manufacturing facility in the northern hemisphere.

    Then I'm going after the tampons.
     
  10. stinkyB

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    My personal charter plane will be ready to fly me to premier surf spots around the world........ with band ready to set up on the beach and JAM while I surf. ACES HIGH BITCHES :D
     
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  11. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    yikes I hope you lose
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I'm playing one ticket tomorrow, and I'm blessing it with the cooze juice of a 70 year old woman with no children from a mining town in Pennsylvania.

    I can't lose.
     
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  13. deathstar

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    Yup, only a handful of times - I do it this for both Powerball and Megamillions.

    Never had played the Florida Lottery.
     
  14. deathstar

    deathstar Well-Known Member

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  15. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    now I can finally buy Belize
     
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  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Belize, what flowerhole. The Gambia is where all the action happens. The shithole of life.

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    The Gambia is like Africa's colon. A beauty of societal biology.
     
  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Watch Donald Trump win the Powerball. That would be the ultimate troll.
     
  18. jilozzo

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    One of the million dollar tickets was purchased at a small tobacco store here in Smithtown.
     
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  20. fltflo

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    Personally guys, if they'll jackpot was 500 million,i would buy four shares Berkshire Hathaway preferred stock at 100 million a share. Keep 100 million to spend on the family and in 10 years I'd be a billionaire. And no one in my line would ever have to work ever again. Like all wealthy people in this country the money would work for them.
     

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