How TGG Really Works

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  1. Jay Bizniss

    Jay Bizniss Well-Known Member

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    Here is how TGG works.

    4-12 End of Season - Weeks of this one should be fired threads up until 1 week before Free Agency.

    1 Week before Free Agency - This board gets hyped the fuck up.. Everyone seems to think this is Madden with Salary Cap off, and we are picking up everyone (This year it sort of happened like that... Usually not this way)

    Free Agency Begins - Disbelief that we grabbed nobody (This year was different).. Think two years ago when TJ Ward, Jarius Byrd and a whole bunch of corners were free agents, and we got none of them.

    After Free Agency - Fire (Insert GM name here) threads. This will hold us over until the Draft.

    Draft Day - Optimism threads on everyone we pick... Guy could not have thrown a football a day of his life, someone on here will be pumping him up to be the greatest thing Joe Willy.

    Gets real slow around here until around mid July... Everyone starts getting hyped we are ready for some football..

    Preseason Game 1 - Secondary gets torched first drive against the Lions... Fire everybody.

    Week 1 - Annihilate the Browns... Good game realize we have work to do. Real test against the Colts next week. 1-0

    Week 2 - Pummel Indy.. Hyped as fuck on TGG... Everyone is in a great mood. 2-0

    Week 3 - Lose to Eagles... Season is over pack it up. 2-1

    Week 4 - Destroy the Dolphins... The consensus is a 13-3 season MINIMUM. 3-1

    Week 6 - Beat Skins.. Showdown against the Pats up next.. 4-1

    Week 7 - Almost beat the Pats.. Whole bunch of Moral victory threads... (What??) 4-2

    Week 8 - Destroyed by Oakland ... This team sucks.. Playoffs?!?!?! 4-3

    Week 9 - Eek one out against the Jaguars... Playoff Picture Thread in full force.. 5-3


    Week 10 - Lose to Rex and Co... Bowles has gotta go.. Devin Smith has gotta go.. Brandon Marshall has gotta go.. Next week against Houston is a must win or else the season is over. 20 threads started horrendous spelling on all of them. 5-4

    Week 11 - Horrendous loss to Houston in a game on our schedule we all expected to roll through. Clean out house. 5-5

    Week 12 - Slaughter Dolphins.. We know we are a better team.. Not really too much overreaction as we know we still have work to do. 6-5

    Week 13 - Stunning win in overtime in the Battle for New York against the Giants.. Still can't breathe. 7-5
     
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  2. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Is jumping ahead allowed?

    Week 19 Beat Patriots in AFCCG
     
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  3. Jay Bizniss

    Jay Bizniss Well-Known Member

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    If we don't make the playoffs I am blaming you.
     
  4. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    the forum consists of probably 1000 people. there are groups of them that show up at different times. its not like each poster is going from one extreme to another each week there are some guys who think there are problems and are just waiting for the team to lose to jump up and point it out. there are guys who have their green glasses on and think its superbowl time every week but get drown out or don't dare post it after a 2 game losing streak.

    and then there is one girl, maybe, somewhere out there.
     
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    Jay Bizniss Well-Known Member

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    Are there any female active posters? I bet there are a lot and we all think they are dudes lol.
     
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    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    there probably are but I am sure they are making the right decision staying undercover.
     
  7. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    This is me around here after a loss

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  8. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    Nothing will top the Fire Bowles thread that was posted after the 1st quarter of the 1st preseason game.

    OP was totally serious too.
     
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    If there are I hope they post pictures of themselves.

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  10. Jay Bizniss

    Jay Bizniss Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha
     
  11. TurkJetFan

    TurkJetFan Well-Known Member

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    don't forget how Bowles should be fired, after loss to Oakland.
     
  12. TwoHeadedMonster

    TwoHeadedMonster Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, the kind of girl that would hang around on this forum, I don't think I want to see. Not any more than I want to see you other freaks.


    Not any more than you want to see me.
     
  13. PennyRoyal10

    PennyRoyal10 Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't there a dude a few years back that people thought was a hot chick based on his avatar? (Full disclosure, I was one of them) I got called out on it while commenting about him/her...
     
  14. JStokes

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    Kelly?

    He was some fat old guy that poster out of a public library in Atlanta.

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  15. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    nah, he should have been fired after the loss to the eagles and long before we played oakland.
     
  16. PennyRoyal10

    PennyRoyal10 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, pretty sure that's it. Thanks, I couldn't get the name...
     
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    Speak for yourself you two headed monster
     
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  18. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Stokes is a tall hot girl. She is posing as a short ugly guy to get under our skin. He in fact is a Pats fan and he attends multiple Pats games in luxury suites.
     
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    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Only one game a year.

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    I see that you have torn off your Jets jersey and thrown it aside...
     

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