Dude I've been switching back and forth between Mules and Vodka club lime all day. We have 10 folks here and we're into our second handle of Titos. _
Why? You're a sissy. Swig that Vodka straight from the bottle. Club with a lime. Club you with a bat. 4 fingers. 3 rocks. That's the minimal standard for drinking liquor, since the meteor. Real men drink it neat.
not really. I was leaving the gym the other day...I shit you not, this guy ahead of me out the door, had to be in his 70's...parked in the HC spot...gets in his car, pops the glove compartment, and pours half a pint of vodka straight into a cup, starts his car...starts swilling and drives off....
LOL that's funny My first taste of vodka was when I was 14. Got in a hospital for adenoid removal. Was in a room with 2 20- something guys. They hid a bottle behind a heater. You know one of those old-time steam things, looks like oversized accordions. Middle of winter, that bottle got close to the boiling point. Let me tell you, there is nothing worse than hot vodka I got a bottle in freezer on perma-wait, just in case a company shows up.
Get in line. I asked him to adopt me first. Him or Grandpa C. As long as one of them adopts me, I am fine.
Depends on the question... For example... "Do I want to log on to TGG and read Dierkings latest riposte?" In that case...Booze is the answer..
An old one: Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk. The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks". To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, get into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog." let's lay off the mothers …….. i just got off yours ….. : ) Why's a woman's vagina so close to her asshole? So you can carry 'em home like a 6-pack. I'm calling b.s. on this Husker. Nebraska?
