Look, don't get me wrong, the procedure was a breeze, they knock you out with that stuff that killed Michael Jackson but it really is magical anesthesia, and I like diarrhea as much or more than anyone, but the prep I had to drink was so awful I couldn't even enjoy peeing out of my butthole. Where is the fun in that? _
Is that that chalky stuff, Barium something, I think? That shit is so fucking disgusting it should be outlawed. Or they can add flavor to it, although flavored shit is still shit Eat a pickle with a glass of milk, you'll get rid of that in half the time. Then you can have your martini.
No, not a barium enema. This was called Super Bowel Prep. A hint of cherry smell as you bring it up to your nose fools you slightly, the first sip you get is a taste of citrus that leads you to think "not bad, I can do this" followed with and incredibly bitter volume of viscous disgustingness. I've done them before with Fleet Phosphosoda, I can drink gallons of that stuff, put it over ice and a wedge of lime and its like drinking a Gin Rickey. This stuff was reprehensible. And you can't drink alcohol for at least 24 hours after this anesthesia. Or you could end up like Michael Jackson. No, not buggering small boys like a Catholic Priest. Comatose or worse. _
A Mexican, a jew and a colored guy walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says "get the fuck out of here."
I used to live in a small stoplight town with its own police force of like 2 people.. The sheriff was a good guy with a sense of humor. Which was good because we used to fuck with him all the time. We used that line on him one night it was great.
