So Leonard Williams is trying to take my girlfriend on a date...

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  1. Ubiquitous

    Ubiquitous Well-Known Member

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    Penis size has zero correlation with height and weight.
     
    #21 Ubiquitous, Jun 3, 2015
  2. BroadwayAaron

    BroadwayAaron Well-Known Member

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    This is just something short people with tiny weens say.
     
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  3. NCJetsfan

    NCJetsfan Well-Known Member

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    No he won't. She'll be his ex-girlfriend.
     
    #23 NCJetsfan, Jun 3, 2015
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  4. roger

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    See if he'll double team her with you.
     
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    Nesquik Well-Known Member

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    Pics or nahhhh
     
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    Shenanigans....


    Screenshots or it didn't happen...
     
    #26 MexicanJet, Jun 3, 2015
  7. xxedge72x

    xxedge72x 2018 Gang Green QB Guru Award Winner

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    Why not suggest the ol poophole loophole?
     
    #27 xxedge72x, Jun 3, 2015
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  8. NotSatoshiNakamoto

    NotSatoshiNakamoto Rookie

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    I think we need mute to weigh in on this.
     
    #28 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Jun 3, 2015
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  9. Joe Willie White Shoes

    Joe Willie White Shoes Well-Known Member

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    Yeah. Tough choice for your girlfriend. Go out with millionaire famous athlete or stay with boyfriend who posts about millionaire famous athlete on a message board. What to do???
     
    #29 Joe Willie White Shoes, Jun 3, 2015
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  10. max

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    You could film him and your girl doing the dirty and sell it to a site like deadspin. Sure that would pay for season tickets . . .

    ... Not sure if that would cover your hospital bill though . . .
     
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  11. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    People ask my gf out on instagram all the time. Nbd. See the trick is to just not care about your gf!

    Once you've got that down my friend, everything will be alright. I promise.
     
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  12. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Ouch.

    Ouch.

    _
     
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  13. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    I don't know, kids today use social media day for so many things old guys like me have no understanding of, like instagram, I have one but no idea what I'm supposed to do with it
     
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  14. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    He's going to bang your girlfriend and she's going to leave you.

    It's a trap.
     
    #34 Greenday4537, Jun 3, 2015
  15. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    If Matt Simms gets 20 page threads this needs to get to at least 40.
     
    #35 Jonathan_Vilma, Jun 3, 2015
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    If this turns out to like the Matt Simms thread everyone "should have a chance" to bang this dudes girlfriend not just Williams.
     
    #36 DoubleDecker87, Jun 4, 2015
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    Please provide updates. This could be the best off-season thread of all time.
     
    #37 Axel3419, Jun 4, 2015
  18. Vahncase

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    I guess Mo isn't the only guy around here getting replaced.
     
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  19. Ralebird

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    Big deal. My ex-wife always swore that Joe Namath used to hit on her at Bill's Meadowbrook but she never would go out with him. Oh, how my life would have been different if she had run off with him. I'm pretty sure it would have been a lot easier, but then again the Jets would still be among the fourteen teams never to win a Super Bowl.

    That's taking one for the team. You're welcome.
     
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  20. rico college

    rico college Well-Known Member

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    My name is Leonard and I like to party.......
     
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