The Lowly Assistant Locker Room Attendant

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  1. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    So, it looks like the NFL is now focusing on the guy who took the balls from the referee's room to the field, but apparently made a stop along the way - and we're not talking McDonalds for a Filet-O-Fish sammitch here.

    How much and for how long is this going to cost Brady every month, or should we see Mrs.B divorcing Tommy and taking up with a "former coworker of her husband?"
     
  2. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    A later report says that the assistant locker room attendant made a stop in the men's room! He was only there 90 seconds according to video surveillance provided to the NFL. The fact that this video was offered to the NFL by the Patriots should eliminate all questions of propriety, right?
     
  3. NY Jets68

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    "I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!"
     
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    Sacrificial lamb.
     
  5. PickSix

    PickSix Well-Known Member

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    So it WAS Dougie Spoons!
     
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  6. JetsVilma28

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    Is goodell destroying the video?
     
  7. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    More likely rubbing Krafts balls.
     
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  8. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Classic line man....
     
  9. hardcharger

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    Yes, 7.5 seconds for each of the 12 balls, the last one was not quite 2 pounds low because he peed in his pants.
     
  10. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Fish on! Does that hook in your mouth bother you at all? Consider, just for a moment, that "Dougie Spoons" may possibly have made more than one stop. We know what he did for ninety seconds, not what he did for the rest of his time holding Brady's balls.
     
  11. tank75

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    I dunno about the rest of you but i need more than 90 secs to take a leak
     
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  13. hardcharger

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    Yeah, he took air out of the ball, was it precisely two pounds?
    That little detail got left out in the 'experiment'.
    These numbnuts must be from New Jersey, they're too smart to be from New York.
    Stop it, our giving dumbsh*t's a bad reputation.
     
  14. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    link to report stating all balls were precisely 2 pounds under? That little detail got left out of your post. I will give you the nydn is a shit paper.
     
  15. Bellows1

    Bellows1 Well-Known Member

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    I don't think it would take a rocket surgeon to figure out how long to insert a needle, to release X amount of air from a football. 1 lb. under, 2 or anywhere in between is still under what is allowed.

    The excuses and finger pointing are endless with Pats fans.
     
  16. FlaJet

    FlaJet Well-Known Member

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    No he going to use it as a sex aid..lol
     
  17. hardcharger

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    Soooooo, a rocket surgeon is a surgeon that performs surgery on rockets.
    And they would stick a needle in a rocket to release X amount of air from a football.
    How many rocket surgeons would be on the Jets medical staff?
    Actually, I'm using my endless thumb to point that out.

    Don't bother, your former replies speak enough about your....um.... talent.
     
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    Pasteriks * * *

    Death to em
     
  19. Pocket Jet

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    What video??? He never saw it. (just like the RR incident)
     

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