Happy 25th Birthday, Rob Gronkowski

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I know that we Jets fans have a peppered history with you, and you may not like us, but we sincerely hope that you make today a birthday to remember.

    So, please, by all means, go Full Gronk today... chug some grain alcohol, funnel a party ball, and needlessly risk further injury to your ACL by trying to wrestle a steer, maybe do some backyard wrestling, and don't forget to bang as many herpes whores as you possibly can.

    Here's to you, Gronk. Biggest meathead on the planet.
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    25 years old with the back, knees and liver of a 70 year old!
     
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    milo Well-Known Member

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    YOLO dawg!

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    deerow84 Well-Known Member

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    I bet he will be enjoying the company of many underage girls to celebrate
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    meh, when this tool can play a half dozen games in a row without getting hurt, let me know.
     
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    .. and the maturity of a six year old.
     
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    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    He hasn't broken his pelvis yet. I give him maybe 6 months on that one.
     
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    Sort of how I try to approach each and every day Byz
     
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  10. Jay Bizniss

    Jay Bizniss Well-Known Member

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    Where in Tampa are you? I am in Wesley Chapel.
     
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  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Dude, if Gronk partied with you, he'd probably be dead before training camp starts.
     
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