Should I Stay With My Girlfriend?

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Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend?

  1. Yes, of course. She stabbed you in the back by going to the dark side!

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  2. No (Comment why because I can't think of a witty reason)

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  1. Satire?

    Satire? Guest

    my advice: stop dating whores. get a nice wholesome girl like this -

    [youtube]k9kf4wqx5Gs[/youtube]
     
  2. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    I like. She seems special.

    http://youtu.be/if1XBK9Sy_c
     
  3. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    I think I'm in love
     
  4. tubby

    tubby Active Member

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    I dated a Pats fan for 2 years and it never really got in the way. Except last Thanksgiving she was at the massacre with me and was cheering the entire time. It got to the point where I looked her dead in the eyes and told her I was going to leave her at the stadium if she didn't shut up. She stopped cheering after that
     
  5. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Look at the bright side. You will be fucking a Pats fan constantly.

    Take a picture of her in a Pats uniform while she is giving you a BJ with your Jets jersey on. You will become an instant hit.

    All kidding aside, grow up man. You don't discuss such a thing on a football board. This is your private life and you can make your own life choices without us strangers chiming in.
     
  6. RubenDias

    RubenDias Well-Known Member

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    Glory hunter it seems.
     
  7. Sundayjack

    Sundayjack pǝʇɔıppɐ ʎןןɐʇoʇ
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    No no. You should dump her because a year and a half dating a woman is like a BILLION years long.
     
  8. Barcs

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    I think it's time you acquire some ricin.
     
  9. Greenday4537

    Greenday4537 Well-Known Member

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    I don't think we have the right stuff in our labs to make it.

    And I don't think I coukd have sex with her if she was wearing a Pats jersey. Major boner killer.
     
  10. akibud

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    ..still no pictures of the girlfriend. :mad:
     

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