True, we all die in a fiery doom today, but look at the bright side: we won't have to be strung along and teased year after year by this failure of a franchise any longer.
Heres what happend to Mark Sanchez during the apocolpsye Brandon Moore:Mark grab your coat!!! there is a metor its coming right towards earth! Sanchez:Let Me just finish this last taco Moore:Theres no time!!!(Grabs Sanchez they head to airport) Moore:Alright ive charted an airplane we are gonna be headed to Rex's house to pick him up. Sanchez:Sounds like a plan , I have my game face on!!!(looks sad as shit) Moore:Wait where the fuck are the keys???? Please tell me you have the keys Mark!!! Sanchez:No, Look there over there (Points about 50 yards away ) Moore:Go get em theres only 2 minutes before the metor hits!!! Hurry Mark nows your chance the pressures on!!!!! SanchezLooking Scared and confused runs to get the keys) (he picks them up and begins to run back) Moore:Theres no time you have to throw them to me!!! SanchezArcs back ,Looks for presurre, Sees Moore wide open,Looks to the left) Moore:What the hell are you doing throw me the fucking keys!!! SanchezThrows the keys) A wild dog jumps up and grabs the keys running away Moore:What have you done!!! You have got to be kidding (Moore bends over to tie his shoe) Sanchezrunning towards Moore does not see him tying his shoe and slams once again into his butt fumbling his suitcase and getting knocked out cold) To be Continued
The Mayans were talking about the Jets. The Same Old Jets era is officially over starting today. Each and every single move we do from here on out, will be for the betterment on the franchise. One year later, when we look back at this, you'll see how right I was.
