2012 Fatcesa thread

Somtimes its the small things. I shit my pants when I read that:up:

 

ahahahahaha!

 

So far today he sounds like most of the Jet fans on the game thread last night.

 

Cruise is pronounced the same way as Cruz.

Therefore, "vickdacruise" or Victa Cruise is Francesser Talk fail.

 

Caller just said Walker and Gasitineau were drunk at halftime? is that true?

 

Neither Walker or Gastineau were slurring there words. I just think both of 'em are a bit fucked in the head after playing in the NFL

 

I doubt it about Walker. He's a high school teacher these days.

 

I don't know about Walker but I heard that Gastineau was ripped, screaming about God.

 

He played the audio and Gasitineau was definitely slurring and talking nonsense.

 

Tomorrow is basebawlll friday with a little footbawwll sprinkled in. We'll bash Da Jets a bit and task about how Eli is a first ballot hawl-of-famuh. We'll have Aikman and my picks which you should awwll take and fade with youah bookies.


Tank is picking under 35% this year I think. It might be time for him to "forget" his rekkid so we could start his rekkid from scratch to be fayah.

 

I used to workout with Gastineau at this little 24 hour gym
on Bell Boulevard in Bayside, Queens. He was really nice to everyone;
but I did get the sense that he left some of the french fries from his Happy Meal
on the field when he was doing his sack dances.

 

Jets just got mushed.

 

Da Jets -3
Da Bengals -2
Da Chiefs +4
Atlanter -9
Da Cowboys +3.5
Da Eagles -4
Da Dolphins -3.5
Da Pats -3.5
Da Bills +5
Minnesoter +2.5
Youuuuustin -4
Da Great Peyton Manning +1
Da Nineizzzz -6




He picked the whole cawwd because hes 10-15 on the year, or so he says. I bet he gave himself a couple of extra wins on those games he lost by the hook.

 

He gives himself a few extra wins every year.
Phil Mushnick used to document it in the Post.

 

I like how he picks against the Giants so if they lose he can say he picked the winner but if they win he can gloat about how they beat the great 49ers

 

Whenever I begin to take Mike seriously or he gets under my skin I just replay in my head the deer in the headlights look he had when he woke up from his on-air snooze. Then I just laugh and change the dial. I still listen to him occasionally because he does know his sports compared to most sport talk morons. Although he is so bloated and full of himself its a bit too much sometimes to take. Look every week we see the "experts" get it wrong despite playing or coaching in the NFL. But it's unpredictability is what makes it so much fun and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

Okay cool.

 

this is too funny to me the way he does this. he was so embarrassed at his 2-7 record or whatever it was so he tries to erase it immediately by picking every game and hoping he can go like 10-2 or something.

if he were 7-2 would he pick every game on the schedule? NO CHANCE. this decision summarizes francesa in one sentence.

 

Minnesoter!