Then consider me King F'Ing Retard, because if it comes down to him walking off the field in a snivel-fit again this year, I'd rather have him sidelined with an injury.
This^ ...that's exactly what I'm talking about...Yay, he caught a pass..everyone drop your jaws in awe. I wonder if garbage men high-five eachother after every bag they throw in the truck. Every $5 whore spikes the money everytime she gets a john to bust a nut. It gives me second hand embarrassment.
Hey, I successfully took a shit. I dropped the last wipe like Holmes does when he gets a first down. OK, so I missed the bowl, but I still successfully excreted waste. Yay me! I think the bowl was a little rattled by the size of it, and it never flushes automatically, so I'm not using this toilet anymore. And if it ever clogs, forget it...I'm not even gonna shit anymore. I'm gonna go sit on the couch and sulk. Because everyone knows I'm the best shitter in Maine.
yeah we're terrible. We hate troublemaker team mates. We hate the fact that we haven't won a damn SB in 40+ years. We hate the cheap ass owners that bring in the suckiest coaches. Damn US!!!! Damn us all to heeeeelllll!!!!! No really, are you OK with Holmes' antics? Please say no.
You are kidding me right? Then we seriously have a problem, no matter how much of a d-bag he is, he is still pretty darn talented and without him we would be screwed at receiver.
I really don't blame them. I'm not sure what was worse, getting Holmes or Plax. This organization only gives a damn about publicity. If it wasn't so annoying it would actually be funny. They had some decent O under Shotty with Cotch and Edwards. So what do they do, they get rid of both of them and go after these two misfit toys and then blame Shotty. I'm not giving Shotty any props here because he was just as big of a problem, but just when it seems like they had some chemistry, what did they do? Ka-Fuckin-Boom
4) Wait for idiot to post in said ridiculous thread. (That's you) Its my thread and by fucks sake I'll post in it if I want to mom. If you don't like it, take your mouse clicks elsewhere.
P.S. this makes 71% and how exactly do I "profit".....I'm supposed to be getting paid for this? I wish I knew that 6000 posts ago.
What he really meant to say is "I wish I was Chad Johnson or T.O. because they actually get out of market attention when they say stupid shit"
This thread is so deep and informative and I am so glad I read it. Don't you have something better to do today Johnny then starting stupid threads, like playing in the middle of a busy street.
