Wayne Hunter fill-in-the-blank.

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  1. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Oh well.. Mark's contract is thankfully guaranteed so when EZPass gets him on the IR before the season starts, at least Sanchez will get paid.
     
  2. JET'S_my_name

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    Even better....
    Jenny Vrentas ‏@JennyVrentas
    Hunter took a rep as Jumbo TE with second-team offense. McIntyre beat Hunter for "sack." #nyj
     
  3. milo

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    Note to camp scabs:

    You have 2 weeks left of employment. You can be a Jet for two more weeks, or you can take out Hunter's knees and be a Jet legend for eternity.

    Think about it...
     
  4. Cman68

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    Verrry Dark Milo... Verry dark indeed.... :)
     
  5. twown

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    I spent just ten minutes on youtube watching videos of electric football to see if I could capture an apt representation of Gholston v WFH.

    Sorry. Nothing to share. The action was too fierce and athletic.
     
  6. twown

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    He could make up the difference by working as a spokesman for EZpass.

    WFH: Hi, I'm Wayne F. Hunter. I used to play in the NFL, but today I'm here to talk to you about EZpass. Have you ever been stuck in traffic only to see lucky drivers flying by on your left with big, lazy smiles on their faces? Well now you know what it's like to rush against Nick Mangold. I'm here to tell you that it's just not necessary! You too can slide out to the left for smooth sailing, and all it takes is a call to EZpass. That's right: next to rushing against me, it's the simplest and fastest way to reach your destination. Right, Mark?

    (cut to semi-conscious Sanchez in hospital.)

    Sanchez: doyyy...

    WFH: Hahahahaha. Those zany concussions. Folks, save yourself a Sanchez-sized headache and call EZpass today.
     
  7. HackettSuxTNG

    HackettSuxTNG Well-Known Member

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    I agree with this. It is a shame that Becht had the worst hands of any TE I have ever seen, because he could block like a friggin tank.
     
  8. Cman68

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    Not bad... Not bad at all.. :)
     
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    Winner. :lol:
     
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    Since Johnny lam Jones ,,,,,,,,,or to do you one better since Blair. Thomas ,,,I think that says a lot :beer:
     
  11. JetsVilma28

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    Sanchez must have done some bad shit in his life to earn a RT like WFH. He is literally going to lose his head if EZpass Hunter is indeed the starting RT come week one. There is a chance Sanchez doesn't make it through pre season with Wayne the, "Turnstile" Hunter protecting the right side. I have seen trash cans block better than WFH.

    /2012 pre season Jets.
     
  12. JetsVilma28

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    :rofl2: hahaha

    nice :up:
     
  13. Jeremy2020

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    I've heard Hunter has been offered a position with a prestigious firm that prepares rookies for the combine.

    He's going to try to block them when they run the 40 yard dash to help improve their time.
     
  14. Don

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    Thomas had a 700+ yard rushing season and Jones a 700+ yard receiving season...Hunter is 100 times worse than either.
     
  15. concussion80

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    After he is cut from Jets. I'm hoping Wayne Hunter gets a job as a doorman at one of those super trendy night clubs in NYC so I can walk right in without a care in the world.
     
  16. HackettSuxTNG

    HackettSuxTNG Well-Known Member

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    Wayne Hunter makes me actually think fondly of DeWayne Robertson.
     
  17. NY Jets68

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    Well done.
     
  18. RevisApotheosis

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    WFH is the worst player to put on a Jets uniform since, ahem... Justin McCareins... :eek:hmy:
    How it pains me to utter that name again.

    At least Gladys the Ghost did absolutely nothing positive and left it at that; he never really saw much of the field, so the only damage he did the team involved his draft status and his useless ass stinking up a roster spot for three years.

    WFH and that turd of a wide receiver actually played, and actually made the team worse every time they stepped on the field.
     
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  20. jilozzo

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    Becht - once they realized he couldn't get separation as a receiver, he should have been switched to OT. He probably would have been very good and made good money.
     

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