Will be representing the Jets from the southernmost point of the US. Still football time even on island time!
THANK FUCKING GOD YOU POSTED THIS - I was going to go to the bar, but fuck that. Roll me up 2 blunts with a 12 pack of Shock Top
Cooking up some of the fish I just caught. I can't believe NFL Network is actually gonna cover a Jets' preseason game. Remarkable.. I guess its the "Tebow Factor" at work.
Playing the Tebow drinking game. Taking a drink every time tebow's name is uttered. Figured to be dead by the end of the night.
Right now I'm listening to Alanis Morissette and eating some weight watchers ice cream. Going to stretch out and lay in my couch in about an hour =)
I will pretend I'm at Burning Man. I will be wrapping purple shrink wrap around my nuts, donning an assless Elvis costume and making a sculpture of Gay Mount Rushmore out of petrified peanut butter. Not sure what sunglasses Elton will be wearing, but they are sure to be FAB.
Got food (ribs, etc), herbs, and beverages, and have sequestered myself in my man cave, for the public's protection. Go Jets!!!
I was going to post the exact same thing. I guess I will have to change my outfit and create something out of almond butter as peanut butter is taken. I just watched a Burning Man/Dr. Seuss video yesterday to find out what it is and your idea is not even that outlandish.
1 cablevison box for the jets game 1 verzon box 2 laptops = 4 games. ribs + 12 pack of hieniken + 1/8 of some OG Hopefully passed out before i have to watch tebow in a jets uniform.