The Edited Official: I blame Kate Upton for Sanchez's BONEheadedness Thread

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  1. KiwiJet

    KiwiJet New Member

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    Get in there son. Sanchez has done very well for himself, but I hope he is aware the high life will come crashing down in a year or two if he get's benched.
     
    #41 KiwiJet, Jan 30, 2012
  2. RutgersJET

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    The only QB suitable for that girl is the one that gets paid the highest base salary in the league... oh wait.
     
    #42 RutgersJET, Jan 30, 2012
  3. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    Get real people Mark is not dating her. All super models like having platonic BFF's that they like going to parties and shows with.........
     
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  4. Braylon4ever

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    I see what you did there. :wink:
     
    #44 Braylon4ever, Jan 30, 2012
  5. boozer32

    boozer32 Well-Known Member

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    She looks so whole some. Mark is one lucky dude.
     
    #45 boozer32, Jan 30, 2012
  6. jerseyjet0912

    jerseyjet0912 Banned

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    #46 jerseyjet0912, Jan 30, 2012
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    If we hear that Joe McKnight or Dustin Keller is boning Kate Upton in a couple of months, 2 things will become strikingly clear.

    1) Mark Sanchez is gayer than a pink butterfly.

    2) Mark Sanchez is the ultimate wing man.
     
    #47 abyzmul, Jan 30, 2012
  8. jerseyjet0912

    jerseyjet0912 Banned

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    you forgot 3) sanchez has a small pecker and kate upton wanted some black meat
     
    #48 jerseyjet0912, Jan 30, 2012
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    1 would make 3 irrelevant.
     
    #49 abyzmul, Jan 30, 2012
  10. johnny

    johnny Well-Known Member

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    Or you could say that he has lost total repect and control of the locker-room.
     
    #50 johnny, Jan 30, 2012
  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    OR TO SAY IT ANOTHER WAY IT HAS BEEN MARK SANCHEZ' ENTIRE LIFETIME SINCE HE HAS SUCCESSFULLY COPULATED WITH A SUPERMODEL.i
     
    #51 abyzmul, Jan 30, 2012
  12. Braylon4ever

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    Thanks for the....info.
     
    #52 Braylon4ever, Jan 30, 2012
  13. All Gas No Shake

    All Gas No Shake Well-Known Member

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    pussalayah doesnt exist!

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLAT9x0pjUc[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #53 All Gas No Shake, Jan 30, 2012
  14. RevisIsland18

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  15. Footballgod214

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    Did she catch that wart on her upper lip from the side of Mark's face??? haha someone had to mention it.
     
    #55 Footballgod214, Jan 30, 2012
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    Mark is just the decoy for Vlad 'Superfly' Ducasse.

    Hulk smash (supermodels)
     
    #56 ConcordeChops, Jan 30, 2012
  17. LeonNYJ

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    I find posts that say "It's not fair" to be funny. Sound like a bunch of virgins with that shit.
     
    #57 LeonNYJ, Jan 30, 2012
  18. jerseyjet0912

    jerseyjet0912 Banned

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    its not fair cuz sanchez is a buffoon and doesnt need to be further distracted by a girl like that. he already has limited talent to start with
     
    #58 jerseyjet0912, Jan 30, 2012
  19. jerseyjet0912

    jerseyjet0912 Banned

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    qft /////////
     
    #59 jerseyjet0912, Jan 30, 2012
  20. stayclassy

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    How about Sanchez's poor play isn't because of a random woman, but because Sanchez just isn't very good?
     
    #60 stayclassy, Jan 30, 2012
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