Gronkowski is party

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  1. Sundayjack

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    This article is based on a mis-translation and a misunderstanding.

    Few people know that there are many different dialects of Spanish and even fewer people know that Rob Gronkowski studied a rare form of that language in college.

    A dialect spoken only in the very southernmost regions of the archipelagos of Chile. One that incorporates eye movement and physical posture into it's literal meaning.

    The real translation of his interview response goes a bit more like this:

    "Gisele paid me 25 million dollars plus a mansion in northern Italy to fuck Tom's asshole viciously in the tunnel this morning."

    Easy mistake.
     
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  3. Dierking

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    this would never happen to Mark Sanchez
     
  4. Sundayjack

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    He's just trying to lure Inez Sainz and her robust hiney.


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  5. KiwiJet

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    Was reading along and almost fell for that one ha

    Hahaha!
     
  6. Dierking

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    if you want me to apologize for wanting to set up a model train set inside that woman’s unbelievable uterus, you can wait until fucking NEVER!
     
  7. dcm1602

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    Shoulda let Hernandez take the interview
     

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