This is a comedic relief (Fill in the Blank) Schotty's play calling is so bad in reference to Jay Leno
What is it going to take to get this guy fired? If their was ever a situation where we are eliminated from the playoffs, i hope every last fan at the meadowland chants "fire Schotty". Thats the only way to get the message out I guess.
It shouldnt take a playoff elimination to get this guy fired... Although I have a bad feeling it might. Im not sure how any football minded person could not realize how atrocious his play calling is. The Jets season shouldnt have to end for Schotty to leave.
You know what's worse than Schottenheimer's play calling? His play designs. His play designs and schemes will put his play calling to shame. Trust me on this.
And that is unfortunately why it would be very difficult to fire him and install a new system during the season. It's a one of a kind shit show!
Schotty's playcalling is so bad that it comprises all evil within itself, and all else that is bad is good. During the moment that he calls a play, murder becomes a virtue, incest is a pleasant romp for the whole family, Hassidic Jews can eat at Burger King and press the elevator button on Saturday, Judas is a saint, and Lucifer leads the choir of angels once more. Except when he calls good plays.
Schotty's playcalling is so bad, opposing defensive coordinators get the week off when they play us. It's a league perk.
Don't get carried away, he would play at a pro-bowl level for the first quarter of the season before disappearing.
You mean 3rd and 19 draw play for 2 yards setting up 4th and 17 or 2nd and 10 handoff straight up the gut for 1 yard setting up 3rd and 9?