Your limericks suck worst of all Away from this board you should crawl To remain so forlorn As a man who was born With a two inch long cock and no balls.
Another shit insult comeback So hard to withstand the attack Returning your cries Is like swatting at flies No wonder your mom gave you back
Are all Pats fans so horribly dense? With their posts making so little sense Such sad little girls They could best serve the world Crawling wet up an electric fence.
The gay slurs and references abound indicate a foggot hiding undergound with a wife as a ruse his own dick he'd abuse whilst secretly being a cock hound
So pathetic, so sad, so absurd The ones in bold aren't even words You should take all this shit And replace every bit With a constant appropriate "HURRRRRRRRRRRD"
A real Jets fan would not ever say That Mark Sanchez came off looking gay I see through your act You Pats loving hack You wear blue and red every day
Stech tried to go out with a bang But comes off as a giant shit stain It's time that he saw What's so clear to us all This dumbass guy simply can't hang
correcting grammar is such a sullen joy for pussies and wimpy little boys as best you can try being a man but we all know that's just your decoy
This seems too hard for you to get The correction above has you set I've cleaned up a little Your retarded scribbles Why, this is your best poem yet!