11-11 The best cake I could find resembles a dismembered cheerleader's torso. You're welcome, now go beat the godless pats.
Happy B-day Markie. Now do us all a favor and save the obligatory bonehead throw until we're up by 17pts. Sunday night.
Except that the age of consent is 18, at least in CT. But yeah I'm pretty sure its 17 in New York...either way, I'm 22 and won't touch a girl more than a couple years younger than me. And Mark could do way, way better than that chickenhead. Story was still pretty funny tho
Rex's wife bought Mark a scarf. He says: "I don't think that look is any good but she thinks its cute"