Patriots Edelman Arrested for Assault/Battery of Woman

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  1. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    http://www.boston.com/Boston/metrod...ery-charges/dQY96YADe5N3kCQMA530ZM/index.html
    This guy might save OchoCincos roster spot.
     
  2. Kris 15

    Kris 15 Well-Known Member

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    Classy .
     
  3. Johnny English

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    They're the class of the NFL. Mighty Bill and his iron rule won't allow players to misbehave.
     
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    I hope she is BB's secretary. Bill might be sympathetic.
     
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    Hmm, maybe he spent a little too much time time with Bend RapistBurger on Sunday?
     
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    Not good! I wonder when the Media will turn on them. They seem to get a pass, when a Jets player gets in trouble it is front page news. Look at Braylon last year!
     
  7. TommyGreen

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    If it were Welker, then maybe, but it's just Edelman.
     
  8. ace_o_spades

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    Scrappy young lad who just made a mistake, he's still classier than anyone on the significantly more 'talented' Jets squad
     
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    but Edelman is Welker as a Hair Band Cover Band member you would think theyd get confused at one point.
     
  10. deathstar

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    The white Brandon Marshall
     
  12. silent scream

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    "charges of indecent assault and battery on a woman"

    What the hell is 'indecent' assault?

    Did he beat her with his cock or something?
     
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    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/01/more-details-emerge-about-julian-edelmans-arrest/


    Details seem to be kind of murky and who knows what really happened. Honestly if it was a simple bump, I don't see how the cops could get involved to the point where an arrest is made. Something more definitely happened.

    The main point is... I've seen Jets players get a ton of heat for far less. For example, do you remember the full-on media assault that Santonio Holmes got for reportedly not taking off his headphones? It's funny to me that the Pats can do this shit and are considered classy and the Jets get a bad reputation.
     
  14. BK_Jetsfan

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    Ahh, the Patriot way. They do learn well from their coach.
     
  15. deathstar

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    A grope below the waist.
     
  16. bojanglesman

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    It was a grope below the waist because that's as high as he could reach.

    I hear Woodhead got arrested for a grope below the knees.
     
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    In his defense he thought it was Brady in drag.
     
  18. Brunell's Debt

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    And even though it turned out to be a woman, he still got a 15 yard penalty for thinking about touching Brady.
     
  19. James Calvin

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    He's white, therefore innocent in Massachusetts and in the hearts of all Pats fans and coaches.

    From patsfansfurum:

    I'll just say he may have thought the woman was the moldering corpse of Myra Kraft, so he probably just couldn't resist the temptation.

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    Playing grab ass in the bar, with unwilling participants. Doubt this goes anywhere. But when your players appear putting their jerseys on porn stars, anything goes at this point.
     

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