What To Wear To The Stadium Tomorrow

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  1. James Calvin

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    It's occurred to me that there really is a simple way to prove your fantastic fortune and secure the envy and admiration of your new TGG brethren. Simple photographic proof should do it.

    We'll need three photos...a simple task, to be sure.

    First, a photo of you in your fantastic mezzanine seats. Make sure to hold up your season ticket receipt next to your face for verification. Keyboard on head is optional.

    Second, a photo of your slick leased BMW. Be sure to smile next to the plates. A quick DMV check paired with the next photo should easily confirm your identity. Again, you'll need to appear in all three so we have a face to slobber over as we ponder your riches.

    Finally, a photo of the palatial homestead. Please hold up a handwritten or typed sign with your full address. Comic sans seems to fit you well should you have a difficult time selecting a font. The address is of paramount necessity to verify home values in your neighborhood and confirm you're not in one of those poseur locations on the outskirts of true wealth.

    These should be trivial matters for a man of your considerable means. However, I must warn you that until we receive this assurance, we'll have no choice but to view as a troll, full of shit and quite possibly here merely for the amusement of the JI crew in retribution for TGG's poster visits in the offseason.
     
  3. talisaynon

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    you could learn a thing or two from Japan, Sar
     
  4. James Calvin

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  5. Klaus Casanova

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    SAR, you disappoint with your claims of wealth and admissions of owning a BMW and a Honda.

    I assume you were forced to settle for land based transportation until you pay off the Gulfstream?
     
  6. Baumeister

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    Since you have been there before it should not be to hard to think for yourself and pick something to wear. Or maybe you could buy a couple of opinions and then chose the best one.

    Most people can figure out that they can wear something warm and then if it gets to hot take it off.

    You could dress like my av and you would for sure feel the cool breeze. Then when you get chilly (like at the green bay game) wrap yourself in both of your brand new jackets and feel the warmth that your body gives off naturally.

    Then think about being inside your cozy bmw. This should bring an even greater warming sensation to your body. Then if you get to hot strip and repeat the process.

    Sage advice right there.:up:
     
  7. ToonWalker

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    This looks comfortable AND practical, while showing utmost class.

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    BLING BLING!!
     
  8. Biggs

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    The zip up will look much better with the khaki's and loafers. The White Stripe and the NFL logo on the pull over is a little flashy paritcularly if your wearing a tasteful watch like a stainless Patek.

    While it might be a bit hot you can unzip and zip as needed.
     
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    I've never been to Jet Insider, but I'm amazed that they put up with you for 31,000 posts if this is your normal schtick.
     
  10. stanner

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    I honestly thought you would've started off slower over here and gradually worked into your schtick. I see that's not the case. I'm not sure it will be well received here, and your cries for refuge from personal attacks may go unanswered.
     
  11. SAR I

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    Yeah, you're right. Sorry everyone, growing pains...

    Interesting how different the forums are from a cultural standpoint. Lesson learned.

    SAR I
     
  12. inSANITy

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    Why dont you wear both of them and then decide there which one you want to wear. Which ever one you dont want to wear give it to the poor person next to you.
     
  13. Bill Belichdouche

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    gonna be wearing this under my cro jersey

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  14. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    That's what it is: schtick. Plus I think BMW's and North Face jackets are awesome.
     
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    This is the jacket I wear to games...

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  16. inSANITy

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    That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen.
     
  17. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    I like this guy already... I'd say go with the non fleece and no hood. You don't wanna be too hot. Even in the shade temps in the 50's are comfortable. That being said I'd skip the Bruno Magli loafers unless your sitting next to Woody in which case have him send me a beer. He can afford it.
     
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    though you obviously don't need the money, you could make a little on the side working with Elaine Benes for J. peterman...

    :up: Funny stuff bud!

    Calvin is too dumb to get it, and thinks he's being funny with all the dumb pictures! Even better!
     
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    You've gone to one game in your life.
     
  20. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Must go good with that $700.00 LV belt and your $2700.00 Armani Jeans. Did I forget your $1000.00 Juicy Coutre man purse?
     

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