"I wish we knew as much about football as the average fan on theganggreen.com who tells us what we are doing wrong with such ease."
El Guapo: "Okay man, I think that bitch is looking at me now. Dial me up something that gets me over to her side of the field. I think I've got a shot." Schotty: "I'll give you Wildcat 14 with Greene to Keller. Go over there and block. Fuck it, we're not moving the chains anyway, might as well try to get laid. She got any girlfriends up there?"
Sanchez: "What do you mean when you say it doesn't matter?" Schotty: "I am invincible, call me Teflon." Sanchez: "Ok , Ok....triple reverse on 2." Schotty: "That's right....MWAHAHAHAHA."
Time out is called and Sanchez walks over to the sidelines... Sanchez: “Coach, I’m getting too much penetration, we need to find another tight end.” Schotty: “C’mon! When you get down here… our own territory Mark, we just need to keep pounding, find a hole, and bang it in!” Sanchez: “Our run game is shit, not stretching it out enough. We’re not talking inches here, we need to go deeper. Need to pass, our receivers have great hands, and I can give it to them Coach! Trust me, they want it.” Schotty: “Damn, your right, they do have great hands… Still I can’t do it. Only 3rd and 12, I need to be safe!” (10 Second pause...) Schotty: “Okay, compromise, receivers are getting it, I’m calling an End Around.”
[mark] Ok. It's 3rd and 4. Lets just get LT out in space so I can dump it off to him. [brian] BETTER IDEA. Go out in space and have LT dump it off to YOU !! See what I did there...hehehe.....
Sanchez: Schotty, why can't we throw down field??? Schotty: Because thats what everybody else thinks we should do, I'm smarter than them. Trust me, they'll never expect a direct snap to LT who then throws to Holmes in the flat. It's brilliant BRILLIANT!
Sanchez: Fake reverse again!? This bullshit play doesn't work, man. Schottenheimer: It just might work this time - it hasn't worked yet, right?
some of the captions on espn had me cracking up Sanchez: Schotty, why can't we throw down field??? Schotty: Because thats what everybody else thinks we should do, I'm smarter than them. Trust me, they'll never expect a direct snap to LT who then throws to Holmes in the flat. It's brilliant BRILLIANT!
Sanchez: Coach can u call a play where I don't throw the ball 20 feet over the receivers head. Schotty: No that is exactly how I draw them up, and that is how I want you to execute them!
