Coming to an NFL stadium near you: “Enhanced” pat downs-PFT

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  1. Kentucky Jet

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    Coming to an NFL stadium near you: “Enhanced” pat downs
    Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on September 15, 2011, 5:16 PM EDT

    APFresh off Sunday night’s taser-fueled fan violence at Metlife Stadium in New Jersey, the NFL will conduct pat downs from the ankles up this season.

    In the past, the pat downs went from the waist up.

    “The enhanced security procedures recommended by our office before the start of the season will further increase the safety of fans but will require some additional time,” NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy told USA T0day in a statement Thursday. “We encourage fans to come early, enjoy their tailgating tradition, and be patient as they enter the stadium.”

    Apparently the league started this policy before the season started. Either some teams didn’t listen, or it just wasn’t especially effective in New Jersey.

    The Bills warn their fans to expect longer lines on their website because of the “enhanced pat-down procedure” that is a recommendation from the league.

    While it may be a short-term inconvenience for fans, anything that keeps fans safe should prove more popular than the NFL’s attempt at an “enhanced” regular season.
     
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    Going to be there on Sunday, can't wait for the complimentary handjob!
     
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    A few idiots, like the moron Cowboys fan who brought the taser to the game Sunday night, make everyone else's trip to the game more aggravating.
     
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    can't wait to hear about the potential sexual harassment lawsuits on monday.
     
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    PatsFans.com likes this thread.
     
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    In Miami, the fans are offered the option of an anal cavity search with a penis in lieu of pat down.
     
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  7. I bleed Jets Green

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    I would suggest a young and hot female security guard to pat me down.
     
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    This should be especially amusing in December and January during an ice storm when people are wearing 2 pairs of pants, 3 sweatshirts, 2 winter jackets, and a jersey.
     
  9. fozzi58

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    Another overreaction that's lulls everyone into a false sense of security.

    I'd really like to fly "Unsecured Airlines" instead of all this bullshit. Can't we have the option? Just build the cockpit with 6" thick steel and a dead bolts.
     
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    10 bucks says Koz is going to the TGG tailgate in a$$less chaps to get his X-mas goose early.
     
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    Fuckin' asshole Cowboys fan. It only takes one idiot to ruin things for everyone else. For the record, Sunday's pat-down was more thorough than usual already.
     
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    Next time I'm geting a blow job I'm gonna ask for the enhanced version.
     
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    no fun league
     

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