How to beat 1 Gronkowski...?

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  1. James Calvin

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    You actually think there's a vault on earth that can contain those tadpoles?

    Dream on.
     
    #21 James Calvin, Sep 3, 2011
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  2. jets_fan_in_fishtown

    jets_fan_in_fishtown Active Member

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    this thread is full of lol
     
    #22 jets_fan_in_fishtown, Sep 3, 2011
  3. The Notorious J.E.T.S

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    #23 The Notorious J.E.T.S, Sep 6, 2011
  4. jetsmets93

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  5. walnuts24

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    As the Mayans predicted. On December 12, 2012 the three brothers will be united as one and the world will end with a total Apocalypse.

    Our only hope is to sign the third Gronkowski so they cannot be united.
     
    #25 walnuts24, Sep 6, 2011
  6. GoPats

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    As posted in the NFL section... the "Gronkocalypse."
     
    #26 GoPats, Sep 6, 2011
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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  8. Jake

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    Season over. How the fuck is a team supposed to stop TWO Gronkowski's?! This is fuckin' bullshit, man.
     
    #28 Jake, Sep 6, 2011
  9. MikeDevito

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    I thought the new CBA did not allow more than one Gronkowski on a team...
     
    #29 MikeDevito, Sep 6, 2011
  10. Johnny English

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    Yeah, but who dares argue with the Gronkowskis? I believe that the final delay in the CBA was caused by the Gronkowskis insisting that a clause be inserted requiring each player to pay 25% of their wage as a protection fee to the Gronkowskis.
     
    #30 Johnny English, Sep 6, 2011
  11. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    I've already given up on the season.

    The Patsies should just change their names to the Super Gronks.
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    1gronk 2gronk 3gronk 4 4gronk 3gronk 2gronk 1 he's Gronked you're Gronked no Gronk?
     
    #31 MadBacker Prime, Sep 6, 2011
  12. Dierking

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    To paraphrase Mike Westhoff: "Fuck them"
     
    #32 Dierking, Sep 6, 2011
  13. NY Jets68

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    full Gronkowski
     
    #33 NY Jets68, Sep 6, 2011
  14. ConcordeChops

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    Fuck. I'm sure this will open a portal to a new dimension.
     
    #34 ConcordeChops, Sep 6, 2011
  15. inSANITy

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    All this talk about collecting all three Gronkowski's and the world exploding reminds me of

    [​IMG]
     
    #35 inSANITy, Sep 6, 2011
  16. Will-I-Am-Not

    Will-I-Am-Not Well-Known Member

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    "Today I saw a Gronkowski become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome." Gladiator
     
    #36 Will-I-Am-Not, Sep 6, 2011
  17. Footballgod214

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    Can Gronkowski make a rock so big that even Grankowski can't lift it?
     
    #37 Footballgod214, Sep 6, 2011
  18. Rockefella

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    Gronkowski brothers are reptilians
     
    #38 Rockefella, Sep 6, 2011
  19. MadBacker Prime

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    The Brothers Gronk have already beaten each other in Madden 14.

    When the Gronk's play as themselves in Madden all the power goes out on the East Coast.
     
    #39 MadBacker Prime, Sep 6, 2011
  20. fozzi58

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    [​IMG]

    :rofl:

    I love this thread...
     
    #40 fozzi58, Sep 6, 2011
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