Better Nickname

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by abyzmul, Aug 23, 2011.

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Better dickname?

  1. The Dark McKnight

    23 vote(s)
    41.1%

  2. Scotty McWhite

    33 vote(s)
    58.9%
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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The Dark McKnight

    or

    Scotty McWhite


    I'm torn, because they both kick so much ass. Credit goes to that dude or dudes that posted these a week or 2 ago. Whoever you are.
     
    #1 abyzmul, Aug 23, 2011
  2. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    the white shadow
     
    #2 Dierking, Aug 23, 2011
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's not one of the choices.

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    #3 abyzmul, Aug 23, 2011
  4. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    I gotta go The Dark McKnight on this one. Haha.
     
    #4 The Dark Knight, Aug 23, 2011
  5. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Does it matter? You know the Patriot's undrafted sixth string WR is better than McKnight.
     
    #5 Dierking, Aug 23, 2011
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Maybe, but he never boned The Cheerleader. Or threw up in practice. Neither of those things would be acceptable in New England. Football is more than just playing football. It is also doing things that fans can make fun of on the internet.
     
    #6 abyzmul, Aug 23, 2011
  7. Miamipuck

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    I think " the White Eric Smith" works.
     
    #7 Miamipuck, Aug 23, 2011
  8. Mr Electric

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    I still like the Spy vs. Spy comparison.

    Joe vs. Scotty
     
    #8 Mr Electric, Aug 23, 2011
  9. Mr3rdDown80

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    im gonna have to take credit for McWhite... i also suggested Scotty McDay ..

    whatever the nickname is its def needed to distinsuish from the other...

    hope McWhite gets some opportunities to prove himself in games 3 and 4
     
    #9 Mr3rdDown80, Aug 23, 2011
  10. Zach

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    Where's the option of "Both suck big hairy balls?"
     
    #10 Zach, Aug 23, 2011
  11. GatorGar

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    Can we combine the two of them to make 1 good player?
     
    #11 GatorGar, Aug 23, 2011
  12. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    Your signature says "That's not going to help you."
     
    #12 Zach, Aug 23, 2011
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    Scotty won't need a football nickname much longer.
     
    #13 James Calvin, Aug 23, 2011
  14. Biggs

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    Double entendre The Dark McWhite
     
    #14 Biggs, Aug 23, 2011
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    I think we can all agree that we need a name that combines the Jets and 80s childhood nostalgia. To whit: Schotty McLiteBrite. Let that fall over you for a moment, and then weep with joy.
     
    #15 ........, Aug 23, 2011
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    ^ Digging 80's nostalgia and Scotty McLiteBrite. If Hollywood hadn't been so bent on ruining the world with remakes, I'd be all over Joe McFrightNight
     
    #16 abyzmul, Aug 23, 2011
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    If only we had Joe's cousin Michael on the team. We could relive boxing history with Mike McBiteFight.
     
    #17 ........, Aug 23, 2011
  18. Deathstroke

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    Fucking yes
     
    #18 Deathstroke, Aug 23, 2011
  19. Johnny English

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    If Scott got in on his buddy's photoshoots, he could be Scott McTightyWhitey.
     
    #19 Johnny English, Aug 23, 2011
  20. FlashGordon

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    Somebody sometime in another thread somewhere referred to them as McKnight and McDay.

    EDIT: Oh, I see the Mr3rdDown80 already mentioned it in this very thread. Sorry. I blame earthquakes.
     
    #20 FlashGordon, Aug 23, 2011
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