Ranking the Jets by Silly Names

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  1. James Calvin

    James Calvin Banned

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    Since we've been having all of the meaningless 'list' and 'ranking' threads, here's mine.

    Top 10:

    1 Vladimir Ducasse - French vampire?

    2 Plaxico Burress - Polymer Compound?

    3 D'Brickashaw Ferguson - The Brick Rickshaw? Wha?

    4 Santonio Holmes - Suburban housing development in TX?

    5 Tanner Purdam - Just sounds...dirty.

    6 Keith Zinger - Punchline?

    7 Stafford Gattling - Man, gun, or country singer?

    8 Nick Novak - Hardboiled private eye?

    9 Julian Posey - Interior decorator?

    10 Joey LaRocque - Sopranos extra?
     
    #1 James Calvin, Aug 9, 2011
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    Muhammed Wilkerson - Suicide Bomber
    Mark Sanchez - Dick
    Eric Smith - Malcolm X
    Dan DePalma - 80s Pornstar
     
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    Darrelle Revis = Human?
     
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    Winner

    Winner filler dinner.
     
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    Brandon Moore = Black Man named Brandon.
     
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    The Continental Shelf
    alCROtraz island
    Fat Faneca
    vlad the impaler
    dick
    hitman harris
    revis christ
    shonn mower
    terminator
     
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    Antonio Cromartie - Italiano Bloodline
     
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    fyp.............
     
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    Eric "The Zebra" Smith
     
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  10. James Calvin

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    Well if we're doing nicknames too (probably a better idea), we can't forget

    Jerome Kerley = Jeri-Kerl
     
    #10 James Calvin, Aug 9, 2011
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    Rob, Turner

    I'm always down w/doggie
     
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    haha jerikerl! I'm on board
     
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    Oh yeah, I like!
     
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    John Sinead O' Conner
     
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    Ropati Pitoutia - Tony Rocky Horror.
     
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    Vladimir Ducasse - Vlad the Impeder
     
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    Antonio Cromartie = Travis Henry
     
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    Bart Scott - secret white guy with a great tan
     
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    Matt Slauson - Butcher shop owner
    Eddie Jones - Former LA Laker
     
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