Only reason I posted this is because I thought you guys would get a kick out of this line: Apparently, Pope was the only adult at the scene who knew how to swim, which — let's go ahead and say it — speaks to some less-than-stellar planning when it comes to a pool party.
I don't get how an adult "doesn't know how to swim" if their kid is drowning in a fucking pool. If it was intense rapids or something I might understand, but do you really need to "know how to swim" to get your kid out of an 8 foot deep no current pool?
They couldn't get over their fear of water (in this case, an 8 foot controlled pool) to save a drowning kid? pussies
so what saving 6 year olds from drowning happens all the fucking time its not that big of a deal, i've saved a different 6 year old from drowning like 3 times, deadass
Great job Pope. Not sure why they had to throw in "cell phone and all" in there. Like they are so valuable it is a travesty to get them in water.
There should be some child endangerment charges here. I would never let a kid in my pool that couldn't at least swim a little.
a vast majority of black people, although highly gifted athletes, lack the ability to swim. its understandable that only one brotha at the whole pool party was able to swim. good thing Pope had that ability.
