I love these retired people

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  1. CBG

    CBG Well-Known Member

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    SMILE:)

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
    interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town
    and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we
    came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him
    and said, "how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He
    glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So
    my wife called him a s...-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on
    the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
    he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw
    the car had a New England Patriots bumper sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired...It's important at our age.
     
  2. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    I was wondering where this story was going. Great work man lolol
     
  3. Trifco

    Trifco New Member

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    LOL

    You should send it to Reader's Digest.
     
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    That's fantastic.
     
  5. CBG

    CBG Well-Known Member

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    I have to be honest--my buddy sent it to me--I was not sure if it had been posted anywhere before but It mad me laugh out loud----kudos to my buddy:)
     
  6. ace_o_spades

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    I googled it, the story was initially that the guy had a Bush bumper sticker but it's so much better with the NE Patriots bumper sticker cus politics suck
     
  7. osully55

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    haha serves him right
     
  8. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    This is hilarious. Great post.
     
  9. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    Hahaha, great anecdote.
     
  10. MexicanJet

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    Yes! Funny post.
     
  11. Frenbar

    Frenbar Well-Known Member

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    He did cut you a break as a retired person. No doubt he would have tazered a young person or worse after the first insult. People have been gunned down by the cops for less!
     
  12. VegasMav

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    Nice. Folk those Patriots fans.
     
  13. Leicester Jet

    Leicester Jet Well-Known Member

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    Great story! I'd rather have this sort of thread than 90% of the crap we are going to get during the off season.
    :metal:
     
  14. southsidejet

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    Brought a grin to me so thank you
     

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